Jasmine Crockett

There was a comfortability that he has.

I can recall interviewing Jasmine Crockett and Maxwell Frost, and they told me he is much different in person than he is on camera.

He knows what he's doing.

He's not delusional.

And so they won the game.

And it's going to be awkward next week when Jasmine Crockett gives him a medal.

She better

not.

nice.

Jasmine Crockett confused us all by giving an award to renowned domestic abuser pop star Christopher Brown.

Tom Cruise did a weird cover of GQ.

It's not weird at all.

She's kind of been spiraling out, I feel like, since she lost her race.

But Representative Jasmine Crockett honors Chris Brown and Usher unprompted.

So, over the weekend, Representative Jasmine Crockett, who's from Texas, is taking heat for honoring both Chris Brown, and I think actually Chris Brown, but I feel like she also honored Usher, but it was about Chris Brown.

I saw the clip of her excited and cringey... like award of this congressional record, which doesn't really do anything, but just weird to do since he's not a, he's not a Texan.

Neither one of them are.

A lot of conversation, of course.

We also I want to, you know, touch on the Jasmine Crockett of it all with the whole situation with Chris Brown.

I never got a chance to talk about it this week.

Didn't even do a TikTok video because I wanted to let this topic marinate.

Anyway, let's move on, child.

I feel like I'm going to get canceled today, child.

Well, anyway, let's talk about Jasmine Crockett because, you know, hey, hey, girl.

Hey, I mean, honey, ma'am, missus.

I know why the caged bird sings.

Because I was on threads and I saw a post and it was like, who is someone you didn't realize was a bird? You were disappointed to find out was a bird? And Crystal was like, Jasmine Crockett.

And I was like, what happened? Jasmine Crockett done presented Chris

Brown.

with an award and

i didn't even i forgot to look it up um before i got here because i i i didn't care enough to remember and i i'm so excited for the read this week because i need to know like what is it out I need to know like what Crystal said about this and what I want to know, like her, because I'm like, even if it were to drive like voting and stuff like that, like the target audience of people who enjoy Chris Brown is, probably so um and i saw this other this other girl who i really like she was talking about how like you kind of realize that you are the minority in a lot of these conversations like it goes back to like voting for hillary like like like we voted for kamala like we stopped listening to r kelly we don't listen to chris brown like like we we it's like it's such a small i even have one of my students went to the chris brown concert and i was just like oh is this now a conflict of interest like you in my home with it like i'm just like people just don't care and i was just like that is such a huge disappointment to know that like um jasmine crockett but she i don't know not what i expected her to be so i wanted to know what i haven't thought about this to level the playing field because i did not tell you this ahead of time but um what are some examples of bird-like behavior in classical music also like what's a bird for the for the listeners when i think a bird i think a bird brain yeah like you just

like like rocks for brains type of thing but like bird like i don't how do you explain because i remember like

i was watching the love eye reunion and andy cohen was like can you explain like what a bird is

Don't play with me.

So apparently from what I could see, Jasmine Crockett, the governor of Texas, yada, yada, yada, they're back there in Chris's dressing room.

They give him the certificate.

Jasmine comes out, and then here we go the ver- the very next day.

And I see that motherfucker

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Texas State Representative Vinton Jones and Jasmine Crockett for the honor.

But then by Monday, child, he apologized to Jasmine Crockett for any backlash, uh, that she had to deal with after honoring him.

I think someone else will come along who can at least put sentences together that can do it more eloquently that will wind up being a more interesting candidate.

Like here, even in Texas, a lot of people thought Jasmine Crockett.

was going to run away with the primary win from the Democratic side for that Senate seat didn't happen.

And as much as I dislike Tallarico and as many things as he says that I think are absolutely ridiculous, he is much more eloquent than Crockett was and much more capable in like the Joe Rogan interview of something of getting people to support the simplistic version of his ideas on the Democratic side, not the complicated one that we're trying to actually take shots at.

Yeah, because the Democrats love coming out of California.

Look, I've said it before.

I thought Jasmine Crockett would have been actually a bigger potential threat.

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