Janitor

And secretaries turn off typewriters and put on their coats.

Janitors padlock the gates for security guards to patrol.

And bachelors phone up their friends for a drink while the married ones turn on a chat show.

And they'll all be lonely tonight and lonely tomorrow Gentlemen, time please, you know we can't serve anymore Now the traffic lights change to stop when there's nothing to go And by five o'clock everything's dead And every third car is a cab And ignorant people sleep in their beds Like the doped white mice in the college lab And nothing ever

Well, yeah, that's just like, that's just like saying they don't like...

Or custodians don't like to be called janitors

Janitors.

Right.

But you're not being, like, discriminatory.

And, you know, doors were locked.

Janitors forgot to open up the room for us.

Pivoted to COVID.

Boom.