Janis Ian

We get

Janice Ian.

She doesn't even go here.

Oh, yeah.

What you gonna do? And, uh, she gets into her first class, and she's, like, attempting to put her best foot forward, right? She's trying to, like, introduce herself, but she ends up, like, accidentally introducing herself to a student instead of a teacher.

Uh, and so, like, that girl's maybe like, "You thought I was a cycler woman." Um, and she, uh, kind of attracts the attention of two fellow students of hers, we'll learn are Janis and Damian, um, who kind of give her some advice on where to sit.

They're like, "Oh, don't sit behind that guy.

He farts a lot.

Like he is actively involved in like the student planning committee.

Like he is clearly engaged in like hobbies and interests that round out his character in a really nuanced way.

Uh, even though he's not like the most front and center in the plot constantly, he kind of is in the supporting role to Janis a lot of the times.

Like it comes, comes across as a very like interesting, complicated character for how much he's given to do in a really, really strong way.

She really sucks.

Her and Janice from Mean Girls are two horrible friends.

Oh, my God.

Like, make it all about you and your fucking trauma, Janice Ian.

Yes.

Yes.

than that, she used to look like a person.

Yeah, even Janice Ian, that was one of the first lines that really inspired her friend Janice to insert her into the plastics group because she said something along the lines of, you're a regulation hottie.

You could

totally sabotage.

A couple people gasp.

But then Katie does something that allows a one-for-all situation where she breaks a piece off for every person who was nominated, including Gretchen Wieners, Regina George, and Janice Ian.

And then with the rest of the crowd, she breaks it into pieces and throws it into the crowd again.

because everybody looks so wonderful and everybody deserves to be crowned queen.

However, the real story was not fully shared behind this movie.

The real story involves a girl getting hit by a bus and realizing how evil she was and even finding God.

All Tina Fey does is make fun of Christians in this movie, and there is even a satanic star behind Janice Ian in class, which is creepy.

It would have been five stars if they just gave the true message.

Yeah, Amber D'Alessio said she made out with a hot dog.

Janis Ian, dyke.

Wait, who is that?

I think that's that kid Damian.

She's perfect.

I love her.

That's Janis Ian.

Sorry.

Hi, I'm Katie.

I'm Janice.

This is Damien.

Watch out, new meat coming through.

Yeah.

But she's kind of befriended by...

I guess they'd be seen as social outcasts of its Janice and Damien.

And they then go on to quickly explain the different cliques.