Jake Sully

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

What would you do for 24 hours if you were Jake Sully's missus? Oh, you'd shag Jake Sully.

No?

My God, what wouldn't I do [laughs] 24 hours-

Well, like, if you've only got 24 hours

... with Jake Sully's missus? Is you joking? [laughs]

You've only got 24 hours to be Zoe Saldana as an avatar.

As Jake-

Sarah Berry as Anna Knowby.

That's the daughter of Professor Knowby who finds the Book of the Dead and the daughter of the evil Deadite Dan Hicks as Jake and Richard Domier as Ed.

Our man, we actually have been talking to him about Evil Dead, preparing-

Oh

... you can't love both.

I'm just saying the later fake Avatars are better, because I do not like the first one.

Y- you need to put some respect on Jake Sully's name.

Fuck that guy.

Yep.

[laughs] I'm, I'm [laughs] I'm Jake from Anything.

[laughs]

And I'm gonna go ahead with another, um, Bubby here got us into this mess, and Bubby's gonna Bub us out again.

Super.

Yeah.

You know what's crazy? In November, Jake and I are gonna be in two different time zones.

Wait, really?

It is Disney after all.

But it would have been, the leaker is explaining, it would have been more akin to, like, 2009's Avatar, you know, when Homeboy and Natiri, Jake Sully and Natiri kind of get it on.

Like, you can tell they're about to get it on, but you don't actually see them get it on, so... um we would have seen ocean come here in the pool getting intimate finally letting their guard down with each other and their spirits their consciousness would become one with the force sensually so that's right people you heard it here we would have had a force sex scene just just tame down pg probably So ultimately, this would allow these two to become more than just master and apprentice, almost equals, maybe even one.

Apparently, that would have kept going in the future seasons, which, again, makes sense because Leslie Hedlund, the creator of the show, said she had multiple seasons of this show kind of queued up in her head, ready to rock.

He's also the main character in the 2017 TV miniseries Manhunt Unabomber, where he's portrayed by Sam Worthington.

You may remember him as Jake Sully from Avatar.

The director called, you know who's portraying you? No.

He was in the highest grossing movie of all time.

The, uh, third one.

So [laughs] like, when they capture Jake Sully and they put him in jail, and it's, like, the top news in, like, every newspaper.

And-

Yeah

So good.

Jake Sully.

So good.

So good.

The Jarhead Clan.

It's also such a meme movie now for me that it's just so enjoyable to watch.

There's so many quotes, so many moments between Jake Sully and whoever.

Sig's is fantastic.

Everything looks so beautiful, but I can't sit through three hours of Avatar grass and leaves anymore.

You don't want to know what's up with the Jake Sully family? Jake's teenage kids? I watched the first one and it was good.

The first one's good.

And then I watched the second one and it looks beautiful, but the dialogue is pretty rote.