Jacqueline Moore

Rude instructs EY not to move.

So we have Rude and Jackie Moore defeating PD Williams and Gale Kim.

Rude hits a backdrop suplex on Gale, which causes Gale to need the refs to attend to her, which I kind of hate that stuff.

Yeah.

Forgot that part.

He's a fucking moron.

during the rude and jackie against pd and gail match as storm tries to interfere harris evens the odds and then that brings us to lockdown we'll start with a good match first which is gail kim versus jackie moore

there's much fucking rips there's much rips they just like go fucking for it like it's one of those things where you can like they know they don't know when the next time they're gonna be able to fucking work is yeah so they're just like shit let's just get in there get going go 100 miles an hour some shit'll look a little rough some shit'll hit clean doesn't matter

[laughs] And you can't make me

... work together as a cohesive unit against Ms. Jacqueline and Roxy Lebeau tonight.

Noah-

I'm sorry, Ms. Jacqueline.

I am for real.

Okay.

[laughs]

Never let you go to TNA now you can't pay your bills today.

Roxy.

After that, we had a six-man tag team match where the losing team would lose their manager for good.

We had Beer Money, James Storm, and Rubber Rude, also the tag team champions, with their manager, Jacqueline, defeating LAX and Hector Guerrero in 9 minutes, 41 seconds.

So Hector is no longer going to be at the side of LAX.

Next up, we saw the X Division champion Sheik Abdul-Bashir against Samoa Joe, the TNA World Champion, where Samoa Joe defeated him with the Muscle Buster in 4 minutes, 25 seconds.

[laughs]

Say, Miss Jacqueline.

Missy Hyatt.

Okay, I see what you did there.

The old club

... u- unlike here where it's Tony Jacqueline and Elkie Brooks, uh-

[laughs]

... you know, ZZ, ZZ Top and probably, like, Whitesnake and stuff like that, I reckon DDP.

Uh, but enough about the King of the Ring because we've got a lovely revelation here, because Sable is back home, not having a photo shoot and getting wet with a Super Soaker.

No, she's back home barefoot in the kitchen where she belongs, says Marc Mero.

And Mero has a brand-new valet who is, and I quote, "Black, beautiful, and mine." He welcomes Jacqueline to the WWF.

This is Miss Jackie from WCW.

great pop.

Then Lita is facing Jackie, Miss Jacqueline.

And Jackie comes out with Edge and Christian, which is interesting because on Raw, Edge and Christian lost, and they are no longer eligible to... challenge the Hardys for their titles, but this program seems to be continuing.

Okay.

What? Yeah.

During the show, they announced that Jackie Moore, who had four of her teeth knocked out at the house show that we talked about, had attacked and injured Salinas in the bathroom.

Martinez wrote on her MySpace account that she was leaving to film an Italian movie, which she started working on this week.

They wanted her to come in and film a departure angle, but she decided against coming.

But it wasn't all about the glitz and glamour in the women's division.

We also had women who could go in the ring, and none more so than Jackie Moore.

Jackie might not have made the biggest splash of the Attitude Era or be the first pick on people's Mount Rushmore of women's wrestling, but let me tell you, she was the most valuable woman I ever hired.

Jackie was never late.