Jacob Hawley

yeah it was yes there was a walk tube bus walk and it was you know what grateful boy grateful boy throwing the ice water in my own face tim out we must say we're at the bedford tonight in ballam at the time of uh at some recording uh no sorry at the time of this episode coming out so friday the 18th of september check this harriet kemsley at the tommy field doing a tour preview of floozy Brilliant.

At the Bedford in Balham, Chloe Petz, riding high on Taskmaster, Jacob Hawley, George Lewis, special guest MC Tanya Moore, and then tomorrow at the Bedford, sorry, it was in Saturday the 19th of September, Felicity Ward, Bridget Christie, Michael Oduwale, special guest MC Tom Webb.

And also Sarah Key with Work in Progress, Chelsea, Sunday the 20th of September, Jacob Hawley, Monday the 21st of September, Work in Progress at the Tommy Field.

So guys...

It's all happening.

I agree.

Well, I agree with Jacob Hawley's theory that the paedophile hunters always come across worse than the paedophile.

Yeah, it's so true.

It's so true.

Good Lord.

Jacob Hawley is at the Bedford this Friday, plus George Lewis.

Bedford this Saturday.

Felicity Ward, Bridget Christie, Michael Oduwale, Sarah Keyworth at Chelsea.

Okay.

Jacob Hawley sex doll.

What, what were you thinking? You-

That-

Timo, this Friday, the 18th, sorry, next Friday, I should say, the 18th of September, Harriet Kemsley, tour preview of Floozy.

The same night, the Bedford in Ballon, you'll see Jacob Hawley, George Lewis.

Friday, Tom Davis is sold out.

George Lewis is sold out.

It's a Tuesday debrief.

Myself, Jacob Hawley and Matt Candela coming to you on what is a wet day in London, but never forget a London that is still red.

Matt, how are you feeling, mate?

Oh, mate, I'm still basking in the glory of that win.

Tickets just £9.

In the coming weeks and months, you can also see the likes of Felicity Ward, Bridget Christie, Michael Oroale, George Lewis, Sarah Keyworth, Jacob Hawley, Lloyd Griffith, Finley Christie, Ellis James, Shalaka Currup, many, many more.

We hope to see you at a show soon.

Timo, any other business?

And then I realized the link they clicked was to unsubscribe from my mailing list.

Jacob Hawley's marketing team you've done it again but I'll

tell my missus about this she's like oh why don't you just go back and chat GPT where you would have used that for spelling grammar check and I was like I don't fucking do that anyway but what I do do is I like making up little characters for my kids have I told you about chicken bum

I've not told you about chicken bum you've not told me about chicken bum I know about Davide the hairdresser

The former CEO of the

Premier League.

He keeps going to Jacob all his house.

To Jacob all his house? He must really love the kick-off.

The star boy is back on the radar of the hot takes and we love to see it.

Jacob Hawley, how are you feeling today? I'm just about all right.

That felt a little bit last season's vintage of squeaky bums and anxiety, didn't it? I'm apologising for missing the first few minutes, but anyone else expecting that to have been a bit easier than it was?

the most wrecked team in the Premier League.

Kai was a little bit off it with his finishing.

But yeah, to echo Johnny's point, I think Saka just looked like the man today, didn't he? He looked absolutely fabulous.

Jacob, are you ready for your hot take? Yeah, hot take.

I think our bench won us the league last season.