Jackson Hewitt

So regardless of whether you own or rent or what else is going on with your finances, you are able to take this deduction.

According to Jackson Hewitt, in 2026, the standard deduction is $16,100 for single filers, and for married filing jointly, that's $32,200, and 24,150 for head of household.

So let's just say, for example, you are married filing jointly.

The government says, "We will allow you to automatically deduct $32,200 from your taxes this year.

Imagine hiring Epstein for tax advice.

What is the H&R fucking block? Yeah, I'm Jackson Hewitt over here.

What does Jeffrey Epstein know about taxes besides how to hide money and launder it? Oh, that's right, nothing.

But let me give him hundreds of millions of dollars.

So the biggest problem I'm seeing here is that you're charging 300 bucks for a tax return, which is less than like retail tax in the US costs now, like an H&R Block.

I don't know that you can even get out of an H&R Block or a Jackson Hewitt with the $300 tax return.

And if we follow this through to like, who's the wealth management client that I want? Who's got assets where I can actually make money on them? They're not people who are paying $300 for a tax return.

So we gotta go up market here.

Their employees are prohibited from giving verification letters or P&Ls.

And then you have, you know, that's the H&R Blocks, Jackson Hewitt, you know, things like that, Liberty Tax.

And then you have the self-filers.

Anybody can put into Google, hey, how many people self-file their income taxes every year? And it's 60 to 70 million, TurboTax, TaxSlayer.

And our tax laws are so complicated that many people hire professionals to help them prepare their tax returns.

Even if it's, like, a simple W-2, people still feel the need to go down to H&R Block or Jackson Hewitt, any number of-

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