Jackie Goldschneider

We going to take some time to think.

We might be like Jackie.

Remember Jackie Goldschneider's parents on New Jersey? Two separate houses, baby.

Oh, I think about it all the time.

I love being with my wife right now.

I'm not the age of Jackie's parents while married.

She's sitting right next to me right now, playing her little video games, and I'm happy.

We're in love.

I alienated my entire cast."

[laughs] I mean, Jackie Goldschneider did it, and we found out she has millions, so why not? [laughs]

Yeah, right?

Jackie Goldschneider, that's a deep cut.

[laughs]

I think about her a lot.

When I've been to RHONJ filmings, now this is, like, back in the Aiden, Jack...

You remember when Jennifer Aiden, the buffoon, and Jackie Goldschneider, and Margaret Josephs were on, uh, were on our TV screens on Real Housewives of New Jersey, and, like, that was the era that we never were gonna get out of? Um, well, I went to a lot of filmings, uh, at that point, and God, Teresa, the minute they stopped filming, cut.

I mean, Melissa, Margaret, Dolores, they went to the bar.

Yes, Margaret had her fucking non-alcoholic whatever, and, uh, they just stayed and they partied.

Yeah.

We also have Jen Aiden and Jackie Goldschneider around this season.

They're not super important in the scene, but they are there.

Yes, Jackie's always...

This is when Jackie was full-time, right? Yeah, yeah, she was

full-time.

She was full-time, but she's still kind of, like, angling for camera time the way that she did when she was a friend of, where she's, like, reminding us that she and Teresa also had a conflict, and... you know, we've forgotten because who cares? Right, right.

Like there, there's like a,

Bravo, Jennifer Aiden, no one's looking for.

No one's going to hire Jackie Goldschneider or Danielle Cabral after once.

Good, yes.

You can get these C-list stuff.

Trashy's a big word.

That's like when, um, that's like when, uh, um, Jackie Goldschneider called me a slob.

Yeah, like slob.

Um, like, there's certain words that I have blocked on my Instagram.

Hi, Siggy Flicker.

Hi, Jackie Goldschneider.

Um, hi, Cindy Barshop.

So I just don't go to East Quogue, nor will I ever really go again.