Jackass

All right, let's get on to our next segment, which is our favorite news segment.

It is the Jackass segment.

So I want to vent first and then I'll let you guys vent.

Listen, I heard that college football is going to a 24-team playoff berth.

And if you're going to go to 24 teams...

You are a jackass.

Jackass.

So that's my first one.

That was one that I fucking saw in my dad's collection.

I was like, what the hell is that? May, Dog Soldiers, Ju-On, The Grudge, All or Nothing, Dirty Pretty Things, Bend It Like Beckham, The Magdalene Sisters, Sweetest Thing, Orange County, Barbershop, Brown Sugar, Undercover Brother, Jackass, The Movie, John Q, Empire, The New Guy, Not Another Team Movie, Clockstoppers, Big Fat Liar, The Santa Clause 2, and Austin Powers in Goldmember.

Ooh, what a year.

It's a fucking insane year

Hello.

All right.

In consideration of 2002, Drinker, Fringy, which of these films did not open at number one in the U.S. domestic box office during its opening weekend? So out of these five, which one didn't? Eight Mile, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, Jackass, Hero, The Ring.

Ooh.

By the 10th grade, that drops down to 10%, right? Yeah.

And of course, some of the societal pressures, like Jackass is like your teacher, you know, having a planer, right? Do you think it's getting better since we're in 2026? Do you think like females still have the same societal pressure? Oh, it's too hard.

It's all that kind of bullshit, you know?

Yeah, I'm not sure.