Humble & Fred

[upbeat music] This episode of the legendary Humble and Fred Show is being broadcast to the world from our state-of-the-art studio and international Toronto headquarters, from a high-rise condo with stunning harbor front views, and from Peterborough at Lisa's basement bar with not so trendy Black Sticks in a vase.

I'm Dan Duran, broadcasting live from the Rich Tunes...

I'm sorry, the Rich Murray 60th Birthday Zoom Theater, and brought to you by The Retirement Sherpa, Kelsey's Original Roadhouse, and Streetsville Eyecare.

I need it now.

[laughs]

It's Humble and Fred.

[laughs]

But instead of, uh, dreams, you should substitute nightmares.

But just to put it into perspective, because again, at our age, I don't know about you, but...

Like on the Humble and Fred show, whenever we talk about what we were doing at the edge in the 90s, to me in my brain, the 90s doesn't seem that far away, and yet it's 35 years ago.

But in 1997, Tiger wins the Masters, and I think his check was just under $950,000, which seems quaint.

Yes, exactly.

Well,

that's what I said to somebody.

They told me, someone said, hey, Humble, what'd you shoot? I said, one over.

They go, one over? I go, the par's 80, isn't it? Because it is to me.

It is five hours and 40 minutes, and I'll never do that again.

But it really was a product of me technically producing Humble and Fred's Return, and they were podcasts.

So we started podcasting in December 2006.

Wow.

It got awkward for a moment.

Apparently, I wasn't supposed to talk about politics, but I applied it to somebody else in the room, not Carla, and I still got the stink eyes.

What can you do here? Okay, so all this is to say I watched Humble and Fred do their thing for a couple of weeks and said, hey, what if I tried to do that? I was already blogging, but that's a whole different animal, I guess, but it's related.

And then I decided to try my own thing, and I did things with my dear friend Rosie, and then we had, she had to leave, and then I had to think, what is Toronto Mic'd? And then I realized, as I had people over like Jeff Merrick, or Fred, or Humble, or even Bingle Bob, who I was hanging with the other day at, where was I? The Matthew Goode and his band concert at the C&E Bandshell.

Mm-hmm.

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Yes, I have a lot of stuff.

The Humble and Fred... sort of archival stuff that is going to be like some of the things I would never throw out, but some stuff I could throw it now.

I haven't looked at it in a long time.

Well, that's what I, we, we did an out purge.

Anyway, I'm looking forward to it.

And as I say, it was a real treat hanging out with these young broadcasters and Carlo and Aaron.

And I told them, I said, I'm going to give you a little shout out on the Humble and Fred show.

I don't think they understand, though.

Terms apply.

[upbeat music] This episode of the legendary Humble and Fred Show is being broadcast to the world from our state-of-the-art studio and international Toronto headquarters, from our facility in the Kawarthas, featuring stunning lakefront views, and from a wooden seat nearby.

I'm Dan Duran, broadcasting live from the Doug Cochrane Zoom Theater, and brought to you by the Retirement Sherpa, Kelsey's Original Roadhouse, and Streetsville Eyecare.

And now, here are two men who, at the, uh, CNE opening on Friday-

... wonder when it was that they started to hate midway rides.

Oh, won't you put your arms around me.

It's Humble and Fred.

I'm falling down.

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This episode of the legendary Humble and Fred Show is being broadcast to the world from our state-of-the-art studio and international Toronto headquarters, from our Brampton facility featuring a podcaster pool and interactive media lounge, and from a trailer in the Caucasus with a Danish Duranist bust.

I'm Dan Duran, broadcasting live from the Doug Cochran Zune Theater, and brought to you by The Retirement Sherpa, Kelsey's Original Roadhouse-

I want it all -

... old people's smell away.

Love me love me

It's Humble and Fred.

Love me love me.