Howard Howe

Hmm.

Written and directed by Kevin Smith, starring Justin Long, um, Howard Howe.

What's his name?

Uh, it's Haley Joel Osment.

He plays, um, Wallace.

Wait, no.

No, he plays Howard Howe.

Howard, Howard Howe.

Johnny Depp, in case people don't know, he's the serial killer hunter.

He's hunting this Michael Park series whose name is Howard Howe.

Howard Howe.

And he's the serial killer or the name that is given at least.

And Johnny Depp.

Yeah,

yeah.

So, you know, during the monologue, Michael Howard, he says about, like, the greatest love he's had in his life is, like, this walrus.

He really loves him, yeah.

So Wallace and his big gulp drive through a gate and walk up a huge driveway leading into the mansion of his new subject, Howard Howe, an old man in an electric wheelchair, played by Michael Parks, who was also in Twin Peaks.

Yeah.

Oh, wow.

listen his life is just Howard talking to him

eventually that's a really good catch I like

that spoilers so Howard Howe played by Michael Parks an old man in an electric wheelchair Howard offers a cup of tea but Wallace asks to use the bathroom first The entire house is lined with photos and artifacts and strange items like masks and idols.

The toilet has a particularly creepy doll wearing a doily dress on top of it.