House Shark

People who... don't think oh do you know i'm going to watch six-headed shark attack and uh and critique it no you can't you have to come with this open mind of just enjoying it you're gonna see a shark walk it's got six heads and it's going to use four of them to walk on land and you think wow what would i do if that was me and i thought i was safe um and so i could talk about these it's kind of um how sharp have you seen half shark

My favorite thing about House Shark is the guy who's committed to sounding like Sean Connery.

It's such a commitment.

He does it.

All right.

Well, this... unofficially kind of kicks off like sharktoberfest since last episode like house shark and now we're into fucking swamp shark and next week sounds

like that guy has toilet shark shark movies we could watch

we can get back into toberfest if we want to there's no there's no half doesn't have to be in any particular month to call it toberfest

Keep it going.

Yeah.

Well, I'm glad next week we're doing House Shark versus Swamp Shark.

Ian, what did you think? Yeah, I guess I liked it.

Very simply put, there are sharks in cornfields in Kentucky, and they're killing people and eating people, and also one blows up a helicopter.

Up next, I have House Shark.

This is about a guy that is trying to sell his house because there is a house shark in it, and it kills anybody that enters.

Now, you point out that there's some problems with that.

First, how do you not know that there's a shark in your house?

It literally pulls out the gun, and the dude, Abraham Lincoln, he's got a gun.

All right, we're going to play a little bit from the trailer.

This is House Shark.

[laughs]

... we are talking about the 2017 film House Shark.

[singing] Not on my watch! Patch it off, Frank.

Get out the way.

[explosion] Cherry bombs.

That's right, guys.

We are back, and we are talking about House Shark.

And yes, we are streaming live on a Wednesday night because of course we moved the show to accommodate for Lindsay and AJ, who are of course not here.