Honey Bunches of Oats Cereal

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Honey Bunches of Oats, Honey Roasted

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Honey Bunches.

Yasmine had him-

As Honey Bunches of Oats

... as Honey Bunches of Oats in her cellphone because she also felt it was weird-

Mm

... calling him Edgar

... calling him Edgar because of her Tio Edgar.

[laughs]

So she called him Honey Bunches of Oats.

To this day?

He, yeah, well, as I've grown up it's been more like Honey Bunches of Oats with almonds.

Nice.

Yeah.

I got a problem with bread.

I got a problem with Honey Bunches, crackers, pizza," whatever.

You've gotta recognize these things work on the same three chemicals in your brain as crack cocaine does.

Okay? They may not be as severe an addiction, but for some people, it's pretty bad, okay? And so if you're addicted to any of these products, you have to realize it's the same three ingre- ingredients, and you gotta start taking steps to get these out of your kitchen, out of your fridge, out of your mouth, and out of your life.

I worked in advertising.

I worked on brands like Honey Bunches of Oats Cereal, Crest Toothpaste, and when my family was transferred in 2001 from New York to the Bay Area, I started writing for a community newsletter.

I was doing alumni interviewing for Harvard and helping students apply, and soon friends in the neighborhood started asking me, "Would you mind doing interview prep with my son or daughter? Would you mind coaching them on their essays?" And the truth is, I loved it.

I loved sitting across from these teens and helping them shape their stories, understand who they were, how to tell who they were on paper.

So this is a Kadia Everyday Almond Clusters and Flakes.

This is gonna be pretty similar to a Honey Bunches of Oats.

Oh, no.

By what company?

Uh, Honey Bunches of Oats are Post.

[laughs] Wow.

Good job.

No, no, no.

Probably like...

Probably like Honey Bunches of Votes because I'm shaped like a cereal box.

What do you think

the ultimate porn name would be?

Speaking of, there's been a recall on fish.

I guess no honey bunches of severed fish heads for me.

For now.

And like the sound emanating from RFK Jr.'s digestive tract, it just keeps getting worse.

So for now, we can have our cake and eat it too.

Oh, cake is bad now too.

Well, no honey bunches of severed fish heads, oops all cake for me.

Remember to call this number and leave a voicemail with questions about anything happening in your social feed that you're confused about.

It's like a banana bread.

Remember, you know Honey Bunch of Oats?

Yes.

Honey Bunch of Oats.

It's like that, but it's banana bread.

Sounds good.

Great Grains.

Yeah, it kind of looks like Honey Bunches of Oats, Russell.

It does.

And Great Grains versus what? What was the other one? Special K.