Honey bun

And so if you're broke as a joke right now, like I used to be, then maybe all you can afford is the cheapest hot dogs in the store, the cheapest potted meat, Spam, bologna.

that's fine because that's a thousand times better for you than eating the Doritos or the Honey Bun or the Jelly Donut or drinking the Pepsi.

Eat the cheapest meat that that's in the store if that's all you can afford but when you can't afford to do better then you should do better and so you should start move up from the cheapest hot dogs in the store start buying the 70 30 ground beef or minced beef that's going to be better that's a better quality meat is it perfect no it's not perfect now when you can't afford even better then you'll start getting grass-fed grass-finished beef and you'll have a higher omega-3 content, a lower omega-6 content.

There's no doubt those things are true.

You don't need to eat healthy vegetables.

You can eat Oreos and Pringles and Bugles and Honey Buns and...

Other unhealthy things all day.

Do what you want.

Yeah.

So you're the second person that we've heard about the Honey Buns.

Yeah.

Second person.

I know there's a couple people that are not

on weight gain, so you got to pick your poison.

But for me, I like the Honey Buns.

Okay.

What was it?

Well, the first one was Honey Bun.

So we had done an 18-mile day, and I came into camp and had a shot of whiskey and crushed two honey buns.

And I woke up the next morning, and my name was Honey Bun.

Okay.

Yeah.

Uh, and I love Nisha's answer when she said, "Aren't you worried that their, their palate won't develop, and then they won't like foods, other foods when they're grown up?" And she's like, "I hope so.

I hope they never develop a taste for Ding Dongs and Honey Buns and Lucky Charms and chocolate milk and orange juice.

I, I, yeah, I hope they never develop a, that, a taste for that, because that's not good for them." Thought that was a brilliant answer.

So, uh, the, that was step two in this con- controversy, and then this m- well, la- yeah, last evening, Fox News reached out to me, and they said, "Hey, we wanna interview you about this carnivore diet for babies thing.

He's gone.

Honey buns.

You're not Honey Buns?

He's gone.

Oh, okay, Josh Weddle was fucking gone last year.

Honey Buns is gone.

Where'd he go? Where'd he go?

He's gone.

Legs Diamond says, well, look at that, the Tunnel of Love.

Hey, Honey Buns, what do you say we go on that ride?

Well, look at that, the Tunnel of Love.

Hey, Honey Buns, what do you say we go on that ride?

And she says, I told you, Richard.

So his name is Richard.

And that's one of those for me.

But Honey Buns, as one of God's favorite children, may you rest in peace.

That's the one I was trying to find earlier in the show.

I apologize.