Homefront

Which makes more sense.

But then apparently the video title's original release was The Homefront.

Oh, okay, yes.

I remember reading that somewhere.

And two, if they sound a little samey to me now, I'm still going to keep an eye out for kind of their next band.

You know, it's like, you know, think of Graham and Homefront.

I probably would not be so much into his prior bands.

Those were a little samey to me.

But Homefront brings something new.

Right.

So stick with those musicians for their next outfit and give them a chance.

And even if it being as short as it is, it's still a fucking drag.

And that is something that is... like like depressingly impressive and and and and really bummer because one of the conversations i feel like we have the royal we have is about streaming services in terms of like the quality of content and i'm sorry y'all i think some of you have just gotten used to the fact that you know well it's on streaming you know what can you expect it's like no uh i'm paying for this fucking service you're praying you're playing you're paying good lord you're paying for prime video you should expect great content like i'm fucking sorry i'm not giving these people a fucking pass it's just because it's on streaming um gal again she's supposed to be frantic because her kid is kidnapped oh and the kid is you know in danger um we even show see how the kid is like basically oh damn they're in a coma so like it really is a race against the clock and as i'm watching this movie i'm like this feels like a mild inconvenience to her at best not not a race against the clock to save the thing that's most important to her in this world and so when she's supposed to have these moments where she breaks down she's crying and she's like no no no i can still do this i can make this right i'm not gonna try to do her accent but but when when there are these moments where the emotion is supposed to spike and you're really supposed to sympathize uh with maya uh you don't at all and that and so much of the film hinges on the fact that you need to be terrified right there with her and she's not terrified in this movie at all like i said she feels mildly inconvenienced at best The Caller is played by Damian Lewis, who, of course, you know from Billions and Homefront, most likely.

Both shows that are quite fucking underrated, by the way.

You know what? As shitty as this movie is, and let me be clear, it is shitty, I cannot even blame Damian Lewis because I guarantee you he was not on set for more than three days, probably.