Holy Land Experience

You, you have The Simpsons episode.

You have The Holy Land Experience in Orlando, Florida.

But here, where, where Bible Story Land is to be built, there's nothing.

It's been 50 years since it should've been built.

The Hanging Gardens of Babylon didn't sound like a very interesting ride, so they said, "Well, we'll make it a restaurant."

The reason I wish I could go to Bible Story Land, I mean, seriously, this isn't even joking around, is so I could learn about the Bible.

[upbeat music] Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you The Holy Land Experience, Orlando, Florida.

It is not Bible Story Land, but a close approximation of what the Bible attraction theme park can be.

Pickle Rick Park.

"What are the worst theme parks you've ever been to? This can be tacky, dated, or just plain bad." Guy goes, "The Holy Land Experience in Orlando, Florida is one of the worst theme parks I've ever been to.

There's a few issues I had with it.

It's just not fun to be at."

Shut up.

That's just, don't go.

Well, well, me and my atheist friends are going to the Holy Land Experience to make fun of it.

Shut the fuck up.