HGTV

And this isn't the fake

one that you see on HGTV where they're like, boom, it's done.

This is a practical way for you to get from demo to a functioning kitchen in six days.

Then you can pick up the finished work after.

pastel button downs, reclaimed wood, and aggressively wholesome marriage content.

The Baines family brand was essentially, what if HGTV and Jesus had a baby? Caspian Randolph III limped on stage next, still not completely healed from his shot-up scrotum that had been pilloried by paintballs in the previous episode's challenge.

Caspian's voting demographic was bolstered by the niche alliance of martial arts dads and youth pastors who thought the Enneagram was witchcraft, but somehow found Caspian's nascent Magirati—magic and karate—theology as both inspirational and acceptable.

That left Reba and Jimmy standing center stage as the contestants revealed to be in the bottom two.

To this day, I'm sure she believes I was punished.

I'm also sure it was all because I gave her a timeout in her own gaudy HGTV nightmare.

She should look at the scoreboard.

Guys, I really do love what OP did.

to go like, I'm going to tell you what my hell is.

I had to go to a new doctor and I was in the waiting room and they had HGTV playing in the waiting room.

No, listen to me.

They were like a couple and they would go to old people's houses and freshen them up.

Remake things into something beautiful, like old, outdated, broken places, and they redo it into a space that is beautiful and calming.

Some people are fantastic at it.

Some people, I'm not sure why they got a show on HGTV, but they should be smacked silly.

Um...

Would recommend that.

Yeah, the background on the Letterboxd page for this is reminding me of, I keep seeing ads for this HGTV show that they're doing totally 90s house or something like that where they're renovating houses that haven't been updated since the 90s.

And this looks, yeah, this is like what I've been seeing in all the ads.

I'm like, houses really did used to look like this.

That was my first.

Then HGTV, then DIY Network, then This Old House, which I don't know what network that's on.

I guess that's on PBS.

I've been on NBC.

So you're going to see a lot of independent operators.

This is the whole like a lot of those flipping shows on HGTV.

Like that's those are independent operators, right? Most people can't do that, by the way.

They don't have the special skill set of both being able to do stuff with their hands in construction or design and being good at the money part.

revitalizing the castle.

It's like HGTV.

but it's she's a weekend warrior but it's not just harrenhal that she's like bringing back into memory it's also like her own self she's lamenting the loss of airy and now she's weasel she's not airy the boy she's weasel the girl the mouse and so she is also sort of fading away she no longer has her sword she no longer has her power she feels invisible and very lonely and very down and And, you know, we even hear her, like, think to her that, like, her choice is to sort of not learn the other servants' names because it, quote, that only made it hurt worse when they died.

And even when she's doing her list of names at night when she's listing all the people she wants to kill, she's...

Are

you guys at home at night watching HGTV and the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives and stuff like that together? No.

no we i mean we do watch tv but you got your shows you watch together not yet we will like unfortunately is it age appropriate well so right now i'm finishing up shards and unfortunately he didn't move in in enough time like it's it's like the final episode so he can't really jump in on that so the next show will be one that we all pick together as a

family appropriate for him okay as