Helen Sharp

Please stand up.

I'm Helen Sharp from Death Becomes Her.

Enjoy my little meant to be see-through moment right now where it's like, hey guys, you can't, this is actually, that's not, I've got, you can reach your whole hand in here.

It's crazy.

Oh, shit.

I ripped it.

Some more bodily dysfunction is happening over here to Helen Sharp.

I want to know if Shailene Thompson thought that Long Legs was a wasted opportunity with that character.

Right.

And I'm feeling some of the aches and the pains and the body decline that Madeline and Helen were going through and the reasons behind.

Some of the reasons why they chose to take the secret potion.

At the end of the day, I'm always saying I'm really not into zombie movies.

It's campy as all ghetto,

right? It really is.

Could you see drag queen performing a number and looking like Helen with like a mirror in where the hole is supposed to be in the front and the back so that it looks like you could see through her? I

think that has probably already

And then he had these songs and he wanted to release them.

And I only bring this up because he did one for Helen Sharp in Death Becomes Her.

And it matches the tone of the movie quite a bit.

And I'm going to play a little bit of it for you, if you don't mind.

um could you describe the plot for anyone that might not know what death becomes her is

uh sure so i mean you've already hit the major points with your little summary there uh the two uh lead women are uh fighting with each other over the same man um um basically uh the author what is it was it helen is that one helen Yeah.

Helen kind of disappears after the after I believe Madeline and Ernest get married.

Yes.

Yes.

Who's there with his girlfriend, Helen Sharpe.

Played by Goldie Hawn.

They're fiancé.

We only need three names for this.

We have Meryl Streep as Madeline Ashton, Bruce Willis as Ernest Mansfield, and Goldie Hawn as Helen Sharp.

You know, what I realized, especially if we're talking about movies from like the 80s and 90s, they had the simplest character names.

You notice that? Like, Helen Sharp.

There was a moment throughout the movie where at the mansion where the elixir is, her servants was like Tom, Dick, and Harry.

I was like, you gotta be kidding me.