Heather Locklear

Anyway, in the news, Running Gay Nation, we'll get away from Sammy and Jody, my Las Vegas hooker.

Heather Locklear is in the news.

She looks like absolute shit.

She beat up her boyfriend and beat up the cops.

The good people on the West Coast, what up? Um, yeah, so we had a, a real good time talking about episode number three.

Um, I will say I am no one's Heather Locklear.

[laughs] That was some funny shit.

But that's neither here nor there.

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[laughs] Listen here.

Heather Locklear? That's what it was? Was that it?

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I actually ran into a lot of people who listen to this podcast, so thank you for coming up and showing the love, 'cause I love to meet actual people that listen.

And someone even said to me, "I knew I would see you here because you say that you follow Heather Locklear everywhere, and here she is." I, I do.

I don't lie.

When I say I do something, I do something.

You have to show some basis.

I mean, would I like to get a restraining order against most of human society? I actually would.

I would love to walk down the street and have all human society 100 feet away from me, um, except for Heather Locklear and the cast of Melrose and, uh, about five other people.

But, um, [sighs] you know, you gotta show some, uh, causation.

But then the second one...

It's like Heather Locklear is the love interest.

I know

Heather Locklear's in it.

Swamp Thing 2 is actually a movie that I've had a hard time finding.

I rewatched the first one not too long ago, and I just couldn't find a DVD of it.

Right.

Which is also tough to find.

Um, but it got me-

Do you think he'd be more of, like, a Heather Locklear 'cause she's blonde and you're blonde?

Or like, yeah.

Who would you want him to have a H- a crush on?

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Yeah.

Yeah, and then, of course, wasn't it Jim Wynerski did the sequel? The sequel with Heather Locklear.

Yeah.

Which was a fun movie.