Hawk the Slayer

In the day, nowadays, it's aged badly, but...

There was me watching Conan the Barbarian, Hawk the Slayer and all that sort of thing.

I went round my friends and...

No, you were five when...

It could've been made.

It would've been Hawk the Slayer levels of budget, [laughs] right?

Hey, Hawk the Slayer is a masterpiece of a movie.

It is a masterpiece of movie made on like 25 bucks and, you know, string.

But... [laughs]

I think we may have to cover Hawk the Slayer now that you said that.

I'd love to talk about Hawk the Slayer.

I've got like a whole nother fantasy thing in mind now.

[laughs]

It is Hawk the Slayer, Hawk the Slayer to the fantasy world, right?

I gotcha.

We're talking, it's, we're talking 68 cent pig shit cigar, bottom of the barrel awesomeness.

Right, what we're gonna do here is go back, way back.

I punched a bloke in the face once for saying Hawk the Slayer was rubbish.

Good for you.

Yeah.

I, I'm trying to find a film that's-

Mm

... got this, this, and this," literally the, the, the answer is always Hawk the Slayer.

[laughs]

But anyway.

Zach, that kind of reminds me of Hawk the Slayer that we talked about with Kostanski, where it's like just putting a skull in grass or something that you walk by, it just adds to this world building.

You're like, oh, someone died there.

What happened there? The set dressing in this movie is fantastic.

He got up and did push-ups on stage.

He should have won for Hawk the Slayer.

yes he should have won the whole thing or even in bloody um tango and cash yeah he's great now i haven't seen the fisher king yeah

robin williams yeah i've never seen it but we watched it at your place