Harper Seven Beckham

How girls are falling down a skincare rabbit hole.

Now, this is a subject that Franny and I touched on a few weeks ago when we were talking about both Harper Beckham at the age of 14 and Valencia Fury at the age of eight launching a skincare range.

And we were sort of questioning whether that might be slightly young for launching a skincare range.

Unlike the last article, we were talking about, you know, if they're... launching a business as opposed to just being on social media, then maybe that's something slightly different.

But it's, no, it's,

yeah, it's an established routine.

But I'd be okay with the likes of Harper Beckham.

Maybe not introducing her own skincare line.

...

Cruz, and Harper Seven.

Oh, Harper.

Mm.

Put your fingers in your ear.

I think she's going to say Harper Beckham.

OK. OK.

Who would you like to be? If I had to be a celebrity for one day, I'd be Harper Beckham.

LAUGHTER Oh

my God.

This is amazing.

Yeah.

you will take out something called a protective trademarking of your kid's name.

This is to stop somebody in China from selling a Harper Beckham raspberry yogurt or a Brooklyn Beckham soft drink.

So it's basically to stop someone else camping on your intellectual property, which is your children.

I know, a bad way to think about it, but you have to.

I'd feel a bit short-changed actually if I was her with what she's given.

What do we think to the flash forward where the mums and Posh has a bit of a prophecy where she talks about how much her private schools are costing them? My sister actually, she doesn't teach now, but she's head of safeguarding at the school where Harper Beckham goes.

Wow.

And has met Posh a couple of times.