Hard Target

He was in Lionheart.

Lionheart, Chris Jericho, Hard Target.

Yes, and he was in Universal Soldiers.

And Double Impact.

Um, we just haven't quite...

Like, the first Power and Kinjite and Ni- Ninja III, and we've bandied about Hard Target and shit like that.

And so I kind of figured, like, eventually we would get to that run, but wh- I, I...

Why do I, I feel like I'm somehow an effective producer when I probably suck at this? So maybe we should just do it and get it over with.

This is the first John Woo movie I saw.

I know that it was his third U.S. film after, what was it called? Broken Arrow and, of course, Hard Target.

But I didn't, I don't think I, if I saw Hard Target like a little bit on TNT, I didn't watch all of it.

It's crazy to think though, David, that there was a point where this movie felt cool.

And I don't mean cool as like, man, what a fun movie, because that's kind of how it feels right now.

Oh, boy.

And then Mission Impossible 2 is kind of its own thing.

What do the rankings say is the best American genre movie? Is it Hard Target?

The fact that he didn't speak English.

But he will forever be a pick from Hard Target.

With Jean-Claude Van Damme.

Anybody? Anybody? Listeners? Hard Target, please and much thank you.

You should shut your mouth right now, buddy.

Better do

it.

It's been a long time since I saw Hard Target.

I was really surprised.

excited to hear what dustin reacted and you know how everybody was gonna take to this because it's pretty much uh an early version of hard target uh surviving the game i think is the other one yeah um and whatever else humans the pest with john leguizamo um any of those humans i fucking

love so goddamn good i

can watch that anytime that's another to be regular is i don't have anything to watch the pest i stop and listen to the salt the shower and the song in the shower every time just i love that song it's it's not pc whatsoever it's the most racist song from a mexican guy singing it and i'm fine with it it's cool That's my history.

Definitely had a handful of it, but yeah, it was.

And I, a lot of this comes from, we've all, you know, I will accept Dustin.

We've all seen hard target.

So we know like, uh, The rules behind, I'm going to bust you

yeah i am red rat brat

uh so the guy the guy that's the secret the sleeper sleeper cell guy is uh they don't have the full name here they said it at some point in the movie and it's like jean-pierre something but it's demu d-m-o-u played by uh i'm only going to mention it because i just noticed he's in a bunch of stuff we've done robert apisa i don't know what he played but he's in hard target and he's in santa with muscles and And he's in the Sandlot, and he's in The Last Boy Scout.

I didn't

catch him as a welcome back.

Van Damme.

Jean-Luc Van Damme.

Wait, is he in Hard Target?

Yeah, he's in Hard Target.

this one.

Hard Target.

We're going to have to do Hard Target, man.

John Woo's, I think that's his first American movie.

And that's like the Simpsons-style plot point that gets him into the movies.

That one, it's...

How well do you remember Hard Target? Bumfights.

It starts with bumfights.

So not everyone knew what a Gambit was.

And Hard Target was next year, so we didn't get full Cajun goddamn yet.

Oh yeah, with a full-on background of everything.

Who unholsters his leg like a shotgun.