Hans Staininger

Yikes! Well, now you know, next time you need to take a leak at a banquet, don't try and be polite.

While he may not be well known today, Hans Steininger was a big deal back in the mid-16th century.

He was the mayor of Braunau am Inn in Austria, but what really got eyeballs on this guy was his facial hair.

Steininger donned a famous four and a half feet long beard stretching down past his feet.