Hambledon

Um, you'll like this story.

The re- so Hambledon basically invents the laws of cricket, right? It's this little village-

Mm-hmm

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And, and people in...

London was so smelly at that point, 'cause there were too many people living in it, and they hadn't worked out sewerage or anything, that people in the summer would just leave London.

And for whatever reason, Hambledon becomes this weird cricket...

It's like a cricket Las Vegas, right?

A police officer and someone who had worked for the Crown Prosecution Service are fully aware of the infinite harm which can be done by conduct of this kind.

The lawyer from Hambledon in Hampshire wrecked her career in a moment of madness.

Yeah.

So you're a pick me.

Step that pussy all the way up.

Step that pussy I hope you've stepped it up since, is all I'll say.

Anyway, the lawyer from Hambledon in Hampshire wrecked her career in a moment of madness when she claimed she was behind the wheel of the drunken detective's car when he drove home after a CID Christmas party.

Schofield had told lie upon lie to police, so it wasn't just the one lie, you really compounded the lie, you really layered it like lasagna, a lasagna of lies, okay.