Hairbrush

Sing along.

Hairbrush not included.

Oh, brought my own.

In the middle of the song, there is an

Is there a clear egress to the shower, then the bed, and then back to your chair? It means extra pain and possibly more pain medications that need to be taken or readily available 'cause you know that you'll be in pain later.

What else? Hairbrush, toothbrush, toothpaste, mouthwash, razor, shaving cream, mirror, cologne, hair bands, socks, safety socks, underwear, deodorant, hair dryer.

So many things to consider and be in place, and that's even before you take a step.

Never mind the other thing.

Bandeau.

Hairbrush.

Brosse à cheveux.

Handbag.

Brush.

Hairbrush.

Word number three, lunch.

Bag.

All right, I gotta stop messing that up.

Word number two, hair.

Hairbrush.

Hairbrush.

So lipstick or lip gloss, any makeup that you want to have for, so for example, if you, um, want to have, like, an emergency kit for your bridesmaids or, or, um, mother of the bride, or groom, or guests, or whoever, like a, just a little, a little touch-up kit, uh, bag.

Hairbrush, obviously hair bobbles or ties, like bobby pins, hairspray, deodorant, perfume, blotting paper.

Mm-hmm.

That's your beauty things.

[laughs]

Uh, producer Callum, hairbrush is on the list.

Hairbrush in the list as the second most-

What?

... popular answer.

"What country do you come from?" he asked again.

"I'm from the Land of the Hairbrush," replied Linda Branca.

"Where is that land?" asked the king.

But Linda Branca would not tell him.

"Where is the Land of the Hairbrush?" asked the king of the queen mother and of all the wise men of the court.

Nobody could tell him, and nobody could find the Land of the Hairbrush upon any map or any book.

"Stupid ones," cried the king.

"I don't believe you have half tried to find it." He looked through all the maps and books himself, and at last he grew ill from so much studying.

What was it, a comb?

Hairbrush.

[laughs] You're brushing your hair.

A comb would be like this.

You said ...

... hairbrush.

Zero on that one.

Was I floating up into sky? Were migrating birds passing through me? I was ready to become whatever the sutured world needed me to become.

Hairbrush.

T-Rex.

Stethoscope, Praying Mantis, Blue Canoe.