Haines City

An off-duty police officer arrested on suspicion of driving drunk in his marked patrol car had a blood alcohol level three times the legal limit.

Joseph Everett was arrested after the Orlando Police Department received multiple calls about a marked Haines City police vehicle driving recklessly downtown and traveling the wrong way down a one-way street or down several one-way streets.

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Video posted on social media shows the police car driving

An off-duty Florida police officer arrested on suspicion of driving drunk in his own department's marked patrol car reportedly had a blood alcohol level more than three times the legal limit, which is a special kind of stupid.

29-year-old Joseph Everett was arrested Saturday after Orlando police received multiple calls about a marked Haines City police vehicle driving recklessly downtown in the middle of the day, even traveling the wrong way down one-way streets.

Video posted on social media shows the police car driving into oncoming traffic near City Hall before officers, the sober ones, finally pulled him over.

Investigators said Everett wasn't wearing his Haines City Police uniform or insignia, but the booze was apparently making its own introduction.

He reeked of alcohol, had bloodshot watery eyes, and stumbled and lost his footing while trying to stand.

And just in case the bloodshot eyes stumbling and driving into oncoming traffic hadn't tipped anyone off, an open container of Four Loko was also sitting in plain view.

His blood alcohol content registered a .266, meaning he likely had a bit more than just one four loco, probably at least three, which would be like 12 locos.

Turns out Everett is a cautionary tale of how to torpedo a law enforcement career at record speed multiple times.

So she met the guy on an app with benzodiazepines, which is, uh, muscle relaxers or some kind of a anxiety medication, and he would go into the hospital days later.

So investigators believe that Samantha Adams intentionally mixed benzos into the victim's drink while at his home in Haines City, Florida last month.

Samantha Adams, nicknamed the Black Widow, accused of targeting men on dating apps for their money and intentionally drugging them.

So she met the guy on an app with benzodiazepines, which is, uh, muscle relaxers or some kind of a anxiety medication, and he would go into the hospital days later.

So investigators believe that Samantha Adams intentionally mixed benzos into the victim's drink while at his home in Haines City, Florida last month, according to the arrest affidavit.

She also believes that Samantha may have tried to poison him on at least three other occasions at her Orange County residence.

So he came over to the house, and she tried to poison him.

And it was 32 different schools of three.

So it was like we were in this lousy motel in Haines City, Florida, and we were just hanging out in each other's motel rooms, drinking beers with ice in the garbage can, you know? And I remember having a conversation about Bill Romanowski and trying to tell some guy from Louisville.

I'm like, man, you don't know Bill Roman.

You got to pay attention.