Groveport

Listen,

I think you're very lucky that you're not doing this in 2003 because guys in Groveport would beat you up.

Because

they hated emo.

our we have vancouver has a lot of famous people that come out of vancouver and funny comedians as well they have come out of vancouver for sure

yeah uh i'll look up and see if i'm still there they might have taken me back off i don't know i don't know how i get on there is it on wikipedia yeah

It's on Wiki, right? Groveport, Madison High.

You don't have your own Wiki, though.

Tell me about your childhood and how your upbringing was.

So I was born in Groveport and we lived there until.

04.

But I remember growing up, my dad was always my baseball coach.

Um, so we meet at the crash site and like where I crashed, which now there's an old folks home there.

It's totally changed.

Um, and uh uh he's like why do you want to meet this guy i was like well just to shake his hand like tell him thank you for looking out for me when i thought nobody was looking out for me when i was at my darkest moment he was there for me um and uh he was like we found him i was like shut up no you didn't so he takes so we go to his house and it's the guy he remembers me to this day um but his name is dan simcox he was the dare instructor at uh pickerington which because i didn't do anything but uh but i never went through dare with him i went through it at uh Groveport.

But so he was wearing a Vietnam, like a Vietnam veteran hat.

I had, I had a miscarriage, you know, so that was, uh, it's a really tough moment for me.

And it was like, it happened like a week after I started telling my friend, like, I'm going to be a dad, you know? So, um, yeah, I mean, I, I moved, uh, I moved from, you know, Groveport like to 20 minutes outside of it.

Um, Yeah, a lot happened.

Completely different life than what I live currently.

A lot of the stories we're going to read today are done in the voice of Dynamite Jim Dandy, because we are doing Bigfoot guys.

And I got to tell you, man, a lot of these people talk like Groveport people that I grew up with.

Like, I felt like I was reading... writing from guys I went to high school with, which is refreshing for me because I've always said in all seriousness, I wish more people wrote because of the way history is like is like studied or whatever that like the fact that only like certain people write means we only get a certain story of what life is like so i'm like i fucking wish you get

it more more more

And it's like you wonder how the hell did he get here? You know what I mean? He would have had to pass through all these cities and all this like.

So maybe a Bigfoot somehow made its way from the...

I don't know where the closest mountainous region would be from Groveport.

A thousand miles at least.

Hmm.

And a little sleeper I'll give you is Mott's Military Museum in Groveport, Ohio, which has an amazing-

Steve-

... collection of military memorabilia.

... of just like, "Yeah, this is gonna be awesome, dude." Like-

Yeah, there's wasn't like a Bloods chapter again in, in Groveport, Ohio.

There w- were zero of them

There was, there was no...

Bishop Hartley, 7.

Groveport, Madison, 10.

Pickerington Central, 16.

Picknorth, 28.