Grizzly bear

Now, let's welcome our contestants! Grayson from Grayfish Farmstead! Roselyn from Roselyn Homestead! And Little Chipper from Baby Pumpkin Farm!

Grayson the Grizzly Bear, Rosalind the Flamingo, and Little Chipper the Chipmunk appeared on the stage one after another.

Each of them pushed a big shopping cart from Forestville Market.

Each cart contained a pumpkin covered with a cloth.

It's time we put Iowa first.

paid for by lane for governor origin of light thompson river a large dead tree stood near spence's bridge it was full of magic and possessed the power of giving light at that time the world was always dark now chipmunk did not like the continual darkness and his friends did not like it but some of the animals did and some of the other animals were undecided chipmunk knew that if he set fire to the magic tree near spence's bridge the world would become light again so he set fire to the roots and kept poking the ashes away with a stick that the wind might fan the flames when the tree fell the earth became light now grizzly bear and his friends wanted continual darkness When that tree fell, Grizzly appeared in a great rage and began to put out the fire by throwing earth on the log and on Chipmunk.

Grizzly Bear cried, Lpa! Lpa! Dimness! Dimness! Chipmunk would poke the fire and brush the earth and ashes away and sing, Tzika! Tzika! Light! Light! Light! And immediately the fire would flame up and light would come.

but when grizzly bear threw on more earth it became dark again now both grizzly and chipmunk sang as loud and as hard as they could and sometimes it was light and sometimes it was dark after a while they both grew tired then they agreed that it should be dark part of the time and light part of the time but grizzly bear was angry at chipmunk and chased him into a hole As Chipmunk scampered into the hole, Grizzly scratched his back.

That is the reason Chipmunk has stripes on his back.

Creation of Light Carrier In the days of the animal people there was darkness everywhere except in the tepee of an old chief.

Then soon flames burst from the mountaintop.

At once everybody knew that Muskrat had stolen the old chief's fire and had given it to men and animals.

Why? It's another good movie versus another shit movie.

But it's number 308 ranked from 2014 Into the Grizzly Maze.

Going against number 100 ranked.

That's right, we're tapping the top 100.

Yeah, I...

I...

Into the Grizzly Maze, I gave four and a half stars.

I thought it was actually a really fucking good movie.

Cruz,

you're so fucked if you see a fucking grizzly bear.

I don't give a shit what your training is.

You have no chance unless you have a... fucking 12 gauge on you you are going down

you see that you asked a hypothetical

that

lived with grizzly bears answers it like well there was a gay dude

that lived with grizzly bears in alaska he it did end up eventually getting killed but he lived with them for like years there has never been anybody that's been living with sharks

All right.

Randall says, Grizzly Bear, Giannis Grizzly, Omar Grizzly, Spencer Whitetail, Laura Whitetail, Corey Whitetail.

That's funny.

Acceptable answers are Grizzly Bear, Polar Bear, Brown Bear.

Yes.

Oh.

It's, of course, an ode to Fred Bear, the famous bow hunter and bow maker.

At the very end of that song, about seven plus minutes in, you hear an actual recording of Fred.

might hurt less than the ribs.

Well, would you rather wear a Cowboys jersey to an Eagles game or survive on the run from a grizzly bear for 24 hours?

Cowboys jersey to an Eagles game because I feel like I'm a habitual shit starter.

Yeah.