Gordon Smart

Yeah, I don't think anyone was really expecting him to end up as Celtic's first choice goalkeeper.

But just on that, I remember when Gordon Smart started editing the showbiz column in The Sun.

And I remember, this is years ago, this has been almost 20 years ago, flicking through it and then flicking to the page.

It was generally like something like a Franz Kafka novel or a David Lynch movie.

Why am I editing this? the son in the showbiz column so I did see Gordon Smart actually I've met Gordon a couple of times and that's why I'm wearing the cap and the glasses to try and get away from those comparisons

yeah like develop your own image away from Gordon Smart although you know he's a perfectly good looking man nice voice as well actually

yeah He does, he does.

I've kind of realised with this glasses and cap combo, I look like a peed.

It's a good...

What did Gordon Smart use to call it? He used to call them knobbly monsters, didn't he? Like other ways of describing normal things.

Knobbly monsters? So he said in the paper they would, instead of writing crocodile, they'd say the knobbly monster.

Yeah.