Gingerbread man

We'll save those goodies for the end of the show, including Lil Yachty addressing the critics.

Yes, those that dare criticize the Gingerbread Man segment.

We'll talk about that.

We'll also talk about a little of, uh, some AEW news.

Those were the matches on the card.

I didn't get to every little thing here because there's other stuff I wanna chat about on, um, the wrestling, in the wrestling world.

Lil Yachty recently went on Chris Van Vliet's show and he addressed the Gingerbread Man gimmick.

And, hey, Chris, he follows me, I follow him.

Like-

We have to talk about the Gingerbread Man.

How did this idea get pitched to you?

It's so funny.

Like, we, I remember when me and Trick got it and we were like, "Man, y'all sure?" But then we just like tried to make the most of it.

You know, like when I got the gingerbread shirt printed, and we did the song, and we just like was really clowning him.

And like, and that was, funny enough, they didn't, actually, they didn't pitch Gingerbread Man.

That was something we said.

For father, Mr.

Gingerbread Man, all he does is look surprised all the time with his stupid surprise face and get points for his license.

He's not serious.

I thought you had time to let me roll.

Uh, yeah, our teacher is, like, a pretty well-known playwright, so he gets some sh- students and he does a little play.

Like he did the Gingerbread Man-

... last year.

Pancake Man.

Pancake Man? What the fuck? Gingerbread Man.

Pancake Man.

Man, that's some New Hampshire bullshit.

Tim, the answer is Lola.

Stop.

What? The answer is Gingerbread Man and Mike got it.

No, it's Pancake Man.

And then the husband's like, oh honey they spilled something on me but it's her neck blood oozing out I laughed at that I

mean this goes back to it's kind of like those 80s horror movies where it was or those 90s straight to video movies like Ice Cream Man and Jack Frost and Gingerbread Man where they're horror comedies they're comedies they're bloody comedies So I like Eli Roth a lot in his work.

The best part of this movie was a fake trailer.

Oh, my

End of Section 1 Section 2 of My Very Own Fairy Stories by Johnny Gruelle This LibriVox recording is in the public domain.

Read by Presley Ellison The Kind-Hearted Gingerbread Man A gingerbread man lay in the baking pan with a lot of gingerbread cookies.

Grandmother had cut him out and shaped him and given him currants for eyes and a clove for a nose and stuck a little red piece of candy on for his mouth.

The oven was very hot, but it felt good to the gingerbread man, and although it was dark inside, he could see the other cookies out of his current eyes when he raised his head and looked about him.

He spoke to the cookies out of his candy mouth, but they did not answer him, because they did not have mouths.

Finally, the oven door was open, and the pan of cookies and gingerbread man were taken from the oven and laid on a clean cloth to cool.

The gingerbread man did not dare raise his head to look around, for he heard Grandmother stirring in the kitchen.

When the cookies were cool, they were put on a plate and set in the pantry.

My little cheery cricket, she said as she kissed the golden head.

The Kind-Hearted Gingerbread Man A gingerbread man lay in the baking pan with a lot of gingerbread cookies.

Grandmother had cut him out and shaped him and given him currants for eyes and a clove for a nose and stuck a little red piece of candy on for his mouth.

The oven was very hot, but it felt good to the gingerbread man, and although it was dark inside, he could see the other cookies out of his current eyes when he raised his head and looked about him he spoke to the cookies out of his candy mouth but they did not answer him because they did not have mouths finally the oven door was open and the pan of cookies and gingerbread man were taken from the oven and laid on a clean cloth to cool the gingerbread man did not dare raise his head to look around for he heard grandmother stirring in the kitchen When the cookies were cool they were put on a plate and set in the pantry.

Then the gingerbread man sat right up straight and looked about him.

After a while there was a patter of little feet and the scraping of a chair, and the gingerbread man saw a curly head rise above the shelf on which he lay.

"'Hello, gingerbread man,' said the curly-headed boy.

"'Hello yourself,' replied the gingerbread man." "'Grandmother said I should come and get you and eat you,' said the curly-headed boy.

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Chapter three, The Gingerbread Man, read by Rob Smith.

The baker awoke at three o'clock and soon afterward came downstairs yawning and rubbing his eyes in his accustomed manner, for it is a real hardship to arise in the middle of the night and go to work, and Monsieur Jules sometimes regretted he was such a skillful baker, for any other profession would have allowed him to sleep until daylight.

But the bread and rolls and gingerbread must be fresh and warm by breakfast time or the people would be sadly disappointed, and the only possible way to get them ready was to start the work at three o'clock.

Then a sudden idea struck him.

"Why, today is the Fourth of July," he thought, "and that is a national holiday.

I think I will make a fine gingerbread man, such as I used to make in Paris, and put it in the shop's window to attract attention.

These Americans like enterprise, and they have never seen a gingerbread man, for I have not made one since I came to this country." With Monsieur Jules to think was to act, and scarcely had he spoken these words when he began to gather his material together for a great batch of gingerbread dough, for he resolved that the man he was about to make should be big enough and fine enough to arouse the wonder of all beholders.