George Shelton

It pays to be ignorant.

A zany half-hour with those masters of insanity, Harry McNaughton, George Shelton, the nail-up girl Lula McConnell, and featuring Doc Novick's orchestra.

But now, here's the man who proves it pays to be ignorant, Tom Howard.

We have a board of experts who are so dumb, they think the mayor of New York is a horse.

A man, a man who when he, a man who when he was a kid, his mother had to buy him back from the dog catcher three times.

Here he is, the flower of his family, that blooming idiot,

Mr. George Shelton.

You know, Mr. Hogg, I'm having a little trouble with my landlady over at the Borton house.

It pays to be ignorant.

A zany half hour with those masters of insanity, Harry McNaughton, George Shelton, the nail up girl Lulu McConnell, and featuring Doc Novick's Orchestra.

But now, here's the man who proves it pays to be ignorant, Tom Howard.

[clapping]

A man, a man who would like to get ahead because he thinks it would be nice to have one.

[laughs]

Here he is, Mr. George Shelton.

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He don't even trust himself.

Mr. George Shelton.

Say, I got a letter from my uncle Webbfoot this morning.

He told me he's crossing a turkey with a centipede.

[laughs]

A man who telephones the fire department when his house gets cold, Mr. George Shelton.

Mr. Shelton, ladies and gentlemen.

You know, Mr. Howard, I think I got cheated out of two bits today.