Gary Owen

A lot of

white guys? Gary Owen.

Gary

Owen, for sure.

Of course.

Gary Owen's the fucking man.

Just random shit, and I'm like, come on,

man.

Michael J.

White, Gary Owen, Tony Yayo, motherfucking T.K. Kirkland, Corey Holcomb.

Yep.

Who else? Who else? Faison Love.

Um, I like this other white comedian.

His name was, uh, Gary Owen.

Hell yeah.

Um, Gary Owen.

There's another one.

Um, his name was, uh, Arnez J. Um, you know, you got, you got Earthquake.

You know, last week, Yakov Smirnoff and the great Ari Matty.

The week before that, Gary Owen, Brian Simpson.

We went urban, little urban.

[laughs] And then we went Russian, Eastern European.

But you know, mm-hmm

... like say for instance, uh, October 1st, Gary Owen is coming.

You gonna go watch him?

Huh?

And that's what people crave because most of the internet is, as you say, Chanel purses and fake fat asses and chicks acting like they're traveling everywhere when they're just getting flown out and are basically prostitutes, you know? And...

You know, I look at guys like Gary Owen, great comedian.

Right.

On stage, he talks like you, kind of, right? Right.

Exactly.

But we also have Gary Owen.

Oh, yeah.

Uh, he is a, a comedian.

Nice.

Oh, yeah.

Says, uh, "Gary Owen is tonight.

It's date night for, for him."

I'm just going to go ahead and charter a chopper.

I saw a Gary Owen clip where he actually was in Dajon's hometown and someone said, yeah, he's been doing this from back in the day.

He used to say he played in the G League.

So he's always been a fake star.