G-man

Officially, I have to say no.

Why so cagey? Are you a G-Man or something? That's it!

Keep your voice down.

St. Paul last year.

You'd make a good cop.

Never make it on account of the morals clause.

What can I do for you, G-Man?

You're Sue's partner, right?

And the guy gets out with a fedora.

And we all say, who is that? And one of the older guys in the neighborhood said, well, that's the G-Man.

And we're like, the what? The G-Man? Well, he's an FBI agent.

So already at 12, I'm in awe of like just the respect and the reverence that was paid by the local police and the people that here comes this individual in the fedora.

So that would be the first thing where the FBI was in my front of mind.

And then After a nationwide manhunt for the kidnapping of old tycoon Charles F. Urschel's notorious Prohibition-era gangster George Machine Gun Kelly was finally cornered and arrested by the FBI in Memphis, Tennessee.

Legend has it that upon his arrest, he yelled, Don't shoot, G-Man, coining the famous moniker for federal agents.

Wow, Machine Gun Kelly, wasn't that like a little bitch? Don't shoot, G-Man.

And let's roll for it.

You know, I like the show.

Yeah, you and Deputy Dog.

It says G-Man on it.

Yeah.

Yeah, you and the cookie cop from Cookie Crook Cereal.

I agree.

G-Man.

I would be four, three to four.

Okay.

Life does.

Jurassic Park.

G-Man, now I'm hoping that your back of the cover is a little bit more in focus than the last time we did this because I don't want to hear about sack biting in The Martian.

Can I just say, I had to listen.

We can, I suppose.

I mean, G-Man, you've dealt with these kind of places before.

I figure this is more your people that you can talk to.

Yeah.

And you hear kind of people reassuring, like, saying, like, it's okay.

Like, a kid, obviously, is having some kind of crisis.

To your ears, G-Man, this is nothing...

Not of the ordinary.

2717.

G-Man.

Let's just do it right.

G-Man.

That's

what we'll

do.

G-Man.

... from Mouseville.

How are you, G-Man?

Yeah, I'm good.

Uh, I'm, I'm not gonna say this because the, uh, the mouse on the laptop doesn't actually work, so I have to connect in the-

Yeah, he, he, he moves a little bit, but, um, it's ...

Yeah, it's, it's-

G-Man, I've noticed your-

He moves a little bit.

If it's not Sasha, uh, it's g- if it's not Sasha, then who? Who? Who?" Okay, yeah.

G-Man, you're, you're banned.

[laughs] Uh, lastly, okay, so before I get to your last point, look, Sasha Banks, from a WWE logic role, I think they're playing the sympathy card here of how badly Shotzi beat her down as the, uh, a- as a, as, as the default babyface r- path or reasoning for turning her babyface is, "Oh, wow, what a, what a, what a beat down by Shotzi.

That was unnecessary." How many angles has Sasha been involved in where she did the exact same thing to a babyface? So it's, I know that it was a little bit unwarranted, but why am I supposed to feel sympathy for a, a, a heel that has been doing the exact same thing for weeks, and really almost more than a year now? Over a year, year and a half.

To Amanda, Jen, Ashley, Mann, Michael Gross, and to all the WWE Podcast Universe, and to you, Matt, for this great podcast.

This is a lot of fun to listen to.

Take care." Well, thank you so much, G-Man.

I really appreciate the support that you, uh, you, you provide us in so many ways.