Funky President (People It’s Bad)

Now, initially, I was going to talk about how approximately 50 years ago, this guy called Larry Mullen Jr. put an ad up looking for musicians, and this guy called Paul Hewitson and David Evanson and Adam Clayton responded, and they collectively called themselves U2.

Well, I was going to talk about that, but we have another option, and it's still in theme, and that is James Brown's Funky President.

Or, for option three, that would be Homegrown, Listen to Us.

So where does your vote lie, Sponsor? I like the sound of Funky President.

All right, let's go for Funky President.

We can't play Homegrown, there's too much swearing in it anyway.

Nasty.

People, people, we got to get over before we go undone.