Fu Manchu moustache

And for some reason, it didn't work out.

Back then, I had long hair and a Fu Manchu and kind of looked a little bit like Sabretooth.

Kind of lost all that with what I'm going through now.

But yeah, they saw my picture and said, yeah, we want to see him for Sabretooth.

I can get like a little fucking...

Do a Fu Manchu.

No, the Fu Manchu goes down from here.

I can't do that.

I could get, like, the little wispy Asian, old Asian man beard.

Like, I did the Abe Lincoln chin strap beard at one point in time.

I've had a Fu Manchu.

I, you know, like, just basically tried different things.

Short of doing Starburns from Community.

Chris! Not again, not again, goddammit, oh god! Okay, yeah, it's totally Chris.

Slightly older than us, Native American man with a glorious Fu Manchu beard.

Fastidious and kind, if a bit sarcastic.

Former military, now working at Dish Network with us.

you ever like ever like sad that you couldn't like get some of that um closer facial hair because i think if there is one position in all of sports that is associated with facial hair it would be closer

yes yes i'm very upset and disappointed by the fact that i could not have like very intimidating Fu Manchu or long goatee or even a thick beard.

I even wanted like sideburns just to look like I was, you know, tough and like bikerish and all that.

Yeah, and I couldn't do it.

By the way, I don't know if Ian still has it, but I can see whenever Ian likes our Facebook or I think it's Facebook post.

And he's got a wicked Fu Manchu.

Does he? I don't know if he has it currently, but whatever it is in his profile picture is pretty nice.

Does he look like he plays pickleball?

The dude on the left was in Super Troopers.

He had the Fu Manchu.

Welcome to sugar heaven, bitch.

I do think waiting tables is a woman's game.

And so each one found a way.

And so it was either the mustache or the Fu Manchu or the mutton chops like Manny Fernandez.

Manny was always a bold guy, so he went the bold way.

Yeah, but that was the rule.

I'd go – I'd go away to the Olympics for a month, you know, to to Spain or to Norway or, you know, China.

And I try to grow, you know, had a whole month, a whole month.

And I try to grow some and I come back with basically I could have a little Fu Manchu.

But that was about it.