Fruit by the Foot

The Halloween candy that I got this year was, like, a big Costco bag of...

It was Gushers, Fruit by the Foot, and Fruit Roll-Ups.

Ooh.

Was it expensive? It was, like,

does.

Fruit by the foot.

Fruit by the foot.

Fellas, once and for all, let's settle this debate.

What's better, fruit by the foot or fruit roll-up?

Fruit by the foot.

I go, are they the same? Fruit by the foot.

Fruit

You still know that that's, that's the part that sticks in your head.

Or if I would, if I were to say, um, Fruit by the Foot.

Oh, no.

I, I don't-

No, it's not Fruit-

I don't remember any jingle for Fruit by the Foot

... by the Foot.

No, no, no.

Could it get any worse? [air horn blares]

Could it get any worse? And you got, like, Fruit by the Foot all over your thighs.

Could it get any worse?

Could it get any worse? [air horn blares]

Um, um, and, and, uh, your nemesis who loves Fruit by the Foot, uh, has recently picked up cannibalism.

And he's gonna-

So he eats you?

But what's in the variety pack?

pack?It was, uh, it was Gushers, a Fruit Roll-Up, and Fruit by the Foot

Those are candy.

On a hot-

All right.

Uh-

If, if I go to somebody's house for Halloween and they give me a Fruit Roll-Up or a Fruit by the Foot or a Gusher, I'm egging their house.

I'm rioting.

All I know is that I've been locked in here without any food or water for months.

But at least I have internet access and this insanely long roll of Fruit by the Foot.

Guys, you gotta see this thing.

It's more like Fruit by the Mile.

Yeah, they didn't like the Virtual Boy, not at all.

[wolf howls] Oh.

Now if you'll excuse me, I hear wolves in the distance, and the only thing I've eaten in three months is Fruit by the Foot.

I say that if I can get myself out of this mess, we should do another one of those podcasts.