Frank Lapidus

The boat sets sail.

Frank Lapidus, my man, also introduces himself to Michael, Kevin, and is just a breath of fresh air.

He's like...

He's like, hey, you know how people think the moon landing's fake? This airplane business is like that,

Sorry, I just wanted to get that

out.

Yeah, but if you're giving me the space to be lustful over older men, I'd much rather devote that to Frank Lapidus this episode.

I know he wasn't in it much, but he was looking very, very good.

The B-plot.

So we're on the freighter, and Lapidus is running around, goat, and he goes to visit, um-

That's like the most important thing-

I know

I was focused on the love.

Whatever.

[laughs] Lapidus is still on the freighter.

He talks to, uh, one of the like crew members who is sitting outside of Sayid and Desmond's door, and she's reading a book, but she's reading it upside down.

Yeah, that makes sense.

Frank Lapidus, the pilot from

the latest seasons of

Lost, of course.

All you need to say is Frank Lapidus.

Frank Lapidus from being Frank Lapidus.

Chester Cheetah.

We're not going to Guam, are we?