Frank Dux

They didn't pick the right genre of person to pick the, the...

Like, Jean-Claude Van Damme's name is Frank Dux, a- and he does not look like a Frank.

I don't know how he came...

They, they...

What? His only mission so far was, "Hey, Frank, there's a bunch of dead bodies." That's probably, like, one guy, right? That's ...

I, I have never seen Frank Dux get a single fucking bit more of information than, like, "I got a gut feeling, Frank, and it's never wrong."

I mean-

This pisses me off

Oh man, you're a, you're a karate fighter too.

You and Frank Dux in Bloodsport, that's your game.

I get it.

Pit fighter, there's a game.

Evil and money, that's what, that's what we teach the kids today.

This is part nine of our, uh, I'm, I'm certain to win a Peabody, Frank Dux read-along of The Secret Man.

Uh, if you have several hundred dollars, you can buy your own copy at Amazon.

It has been taken out of circulation, again, probably because of the many lies or because of the murders he confesses to.

A lot of good reasons, uh, they probably wanted to get rid of this book.

Today, we are reading from chapter 12, Murmurs in Milan.

Uh, previously on, uh, let's see, Frank Dux is on a date.

Uh, he has been trained in sex by the CIA and the French CIA.