Frank Conniff

I've gotten most of the people on.

Of course, Trace and Frank, Trace Ballou, Frank, TV's Frank, Frank Conniff had them on.

J. Elvis Weinstein had him on a bunch of times.

I haven't talked to him in a while.

Making content, baby.

That's what it's all about.

How many bad movies do you watch every week? Seriously, how many? Well, you know, and Frank kind of used to do it back when we were at MST, and I've been doing it for Riff Trax for quite a while.

And I would say for every movie that we actually decide to riff, We've watched probably 20 or auditioned 20 films.

Yeah, yeah.

I forgot Frank Conniff of Mystery Science Theater 3000 had something to do with the TV show, Sabrina, Teenage Witch, at the time.

He was involved in that.

That was one of the things he did after he left.

We have a great show planned for you today.

It's the return of Frank Conniff, TV's Frank of Mystery Science Theater 3000.

We'll also talk to Lieutenant Colonel Maura Keller on her congressional campaign against Georgia's incumbent Brian Jack.

And the great Bob Saskia will be with us, and the great Joe Sudbay will be with us as well.

Bob Cesca's gonna be here.

Mr. Frank Conniff will be here, and the Senior Director of Legal Strategy at the Tennessee Immigration and Refugee Rights Coalition, Spring Miller, will be here as well, and we have a lot to cram in before the weekend.

I hope you've had a good week.

I hope you're stopping to smell the train wreck.

Did I mention the water in California? Yeah.

Frank Conniff posted this on blue sky.

He said a transcript from time interview with Trump colon.

And then he's got the Trump dialogue.

Yeah.

Frank Conniff, the great curmudgeon, brilliantly said, the worst way I can think of losing my sobriety is the TCM wine club.

That made me cry laughing.

My thing that I really wish I could still watch Frank Conniff do stand-up because he used to do, wherever there, Greg, when he did, he sang Michael Landon's Legacy of Love.

Yes.

Fucking, and here's the thing about, I love to retell other people's jokes.

But it's so much funnier when he does it, because he's so serious.

Can I YouTube this, Karen? Or are you going to have to do it for us before the...

And in our number three, TV's Frank.

Frank Conniff, the spiritual leader of dozens of Buddhists and Scientologists around the world who've combined to form Buddhontology.

It's a new religion.

It's his cult.

For the Peabody Award-winning Mystery Science Theater 3000, where he played TV's Frank, Frank was a writer and performer on Sabrina the Teenage Witch on ABC and the Drew Carey Show, and he's one of the best stand-up comics in the game.

Please go to dumb-industries.com and pick up his books and pick up the Mads are Back shows as well in featuring the brand-new release, Gout Cop.

Frank Conniff, welcome back to Progress.

Thanks, John.