Flying Spaghetti Monster

Go.

Go, Mr. Spaghetti Monster.

My prediction is that we were fucking jebaited and there will not be a Zed millennia, as much as it breaks my heart.

Yeah, I don't think there's time for that.

I just think, you know, you can't disprove God.

Well, what if I told you there was a flying spaghetti monster? Would you believe it simply because it can't be disproven? You're right.

It's so simple.

God is a spaghetti monster.

All right.

My next question for you is, what does Dawkins refer to God as that convinces Garrison to be an

atheist? Does he just say spaghetti monster or flying spaghetti monster? Spaghetti monster.

Yeah, because there is a whole school of thought called-

But I want to talk about three of them specifically.

Discordianism, the Church of the Subgenius, and Pastafarianism, a.k.a. the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Spaghetti.

That's scary.

They have every year since.

It's unclear how many of them still think it's a joke.

Okay, last but not least, Pastafarianism.

This one's pretty recent, 2005.

The young people are being sucked into arguments about culture wars, issues that are not the government's business, are not the government's purview, should not and historically have not been areas where the government has any damn say in things.

You should not be told where you may or may not worship, whether you're a Christian, a Jew, a Muslim, a Buddhist, or a Pastafarian.

It's none of the government's business.

First Amendment, boom, done.

But yeah, I mean, but they knew those.

The Pastafari.

Yeah.

Impostafari.

A 20-year lease is a liability on OpenAI's side and an asset on SB Energy's, and the warrants make OpenAI a beneficiary of the value of its own signature.

Which, uh... yeah so um just remember just remember when modern society burns when modern society burns that right those eyeballs right there those are the eyeballs of satan so uh yeah i don't know i mean like i just every day i'm like can it get stupider and i wake up in the morning and i read my news feed i'm like no that was Dear Spaghetti Monster, I was not daring you.

When I say can it get stupider, that's not a request.

Oh, so yeah, this is going.

Look, IBM's granite models will continue to work once civilization is burning, right? You know, so much of the stack that's being created for AI will continue to function and will be major foundational building blocks for whatever stacks we have in 2045.

The important thing to understand though, is that there is a fundamental difference between the technology stacks being developed and these corporations and these God awful monsters that are running these corporations.

And so you just gotta be careful with that because this is just gonna be, this has got to be a bloodbath this is going to be an abject disaster and i think that the scariest part about it is is they can't walk it back we are at the point none of these monsters has truly has the ability to walk it back right none of these demons any longer has has the possibility of a come to spaghetti monster moment where they can see the light and decide that no they're they're gonna stop being evil and they're actually gonna try to build a decent world that that world is now a long past them right it's it's a it's imagine you know people that are in a civil war and at one at one time they were good citizens that were trying to build up their civilization civil war breaks out we're now five years in the civil war they can no longer ever turn back from being the monsters that they are and that that is basically where we are at with these executives of these ai companies they they have no feasible way to walk back the evil that they're creating.

And so it's just going to continue.