Flyboys

Oh, no.

I thought it was Flyboys.

No, it was Flyboys.

Flyboys.

You're right.

I'm sorry.

Being incredibly unlikable and not funny, maybe, to the point that he stole somebody else's joke, didn't credit them for it, and somehow made it worse? How do you make it so much worse, man? So much worse, something like that.

It's why David Ellison, shining star of Flyboys, is doing a hostile takeover of CNN.

These freaks are not only hijacking our means of communication, but are going to clog it with so much bullshit that we're too busy fighting each other to stop their endless growth.

Until we don't even notice it anymore.

Have you seen the scene? What is it,

the aviator? What is it called? No, it's the Flyboys.

Flyboys! Is that Pearl Harbor? No, it's

James Franco.

It's about just guys who flew planes.

I call it Fly Guys because the white guys were really cool in it.

Unlike the Jewish guy.

I never saw Flyboys.

Okay.

Now, here's another one that most people do not think of, but it is a very, very good World War I flying movie, Flyboys.

Here we go.

That's a good movie.

was

a good movie.

Flyboys is another four-star movie, folks.

It is worth watching.

Originally, he wanted to be an actor.

After dropping out of USC in two thousand and five, David starred in Flyboys, his first feature film, which grossed less than twenty million dollars on a production budget of sixty million dollars.

The movie was a failure, and David struggled to break through.

Then, in twenty twenty-four, David approached Shari Redstone, the chairwoman of Paramount Global, with an eight billion dollar pile of cash.

He's Larry Ellison's son.

The older Ellison is the founder of Oracle and the eighth richest man on the planet.

He also provided his son with more than fifty billion dollars to pursue his dreams, financing everything from Flyboys to his acquisition of Warner Brothers Discovery.

While it's possible that David has a knack for media, I doubt that anyone really cares.