Flat Stanley

It's not because you like to post the specials every tuesday on your facebook like honestly guys they don't really give a crap on i'm just being honest like they don't care um so don't think that that you wowing them by keeping them up to date with the five percent off that they're getting on their product is what's keeping them in front of you because it's not

yeah are you familiar with the term flat stanley Okay, so don't be a flat Stanley.

A flat Stanley only talks about one thing.

Everything always comes back to the one thing.

So you don't want to be a flat Stanley talking about sales and products and your company all the time.

You have to be engaging in them different ways, reaching them different ways, talking about things other than business.

So don't be a flat

They want you to be a person, right?

AI, it looks real.

And then you're like, ah, it's Flat Stanley, Mitch McConnell.

No one told me.

So straight up, the guy has apparently no idea he's there.

Still no word on whether or not Senator Mitch McConnell will, uh, change his views on paid sick, sick leave.

And I don't think anybody's heard him talk, and everybody is passing around an AI video that makes it look like he's... it's just a Flat Stanley Mitch McConnell and not real Mitch McConnell.

[laughs] It's very funny.

I hate AI, but, uh, it does make you laugh when you see it, and I didn't even think that was real, and all of a sudden he turns and it's just a thin board.

Just absolutely plastered him into the ground.

Flat Stanley style.

Juked the hell out of Talanoa Hufanga.

Hufanga, you know, a hard-hitting beast.

I'm not on TikTok anymore, I just scroll Shorties.

Oh, fuck, I forgot to bring my Flat Stanley to South Africa.

Shit, your teachers are gonna be pissed.

Shit.

I think you gotta.

So these I'll, I'll ha- I'll have out for you when we record so you guys can play.

I brought my Flat Stanley to the Empire State Building and you would've thought I was God in fourth grade.

Did you really bring it to the ES?

Yeah.

We in the office may or may not have done a flat Stanley with one of the items from a swag bag.

And I've put together a series of photos from our experience, the summer travels with our character.

And I haven't sent it to the vendors yet, but it is hilarious.

That's

amazing.

I'm going to write your name down as a recipient of the Flat Stanley.

That's amazing.

Everything was large.

I was really small, like Flat Stanley, and everything else was massive.

I got out of the bed that morning and I rolled my feet out of the bed and I noticed that when I got out of the bed, I just fell down to the floor.

It was so far down there to the floor.