First World

There's a few thing, uh, a few things come to mind.

First of all, anyone who comments on a page, on a comedian's page, and it's a joke, and they say, "First world problems."

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Like, that is so annoying to me.

You know what I mean? Like, I talk about how I didn't have AC growing up.

"First world problems.

Do, do better."

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Yeah.

And basically, it's kind of Maoism for the TikTok age, right? It's basically that everyone from the Third World is good, and everyone from the White world or the First World is bad.

Yeah.

And therefore, the Americans are the big bullies on the block, and nobody talks about American aid.

But we've all been thrown into the same basket by this senator, this activist.

Now, the wealthy white men I think she's referring to are the people who put together for the last 250 years the first world country that we live in.

Those wealthy white people have taken risks which have enabled her to go to hospital this afternoon and get in and see a doctor, has probably enabled her to be educated, and I doubt whether she's too educated, has given her every facility and infrastructural advantage that you get in a First World country.

They are the benefits that she lives with and takes advantage of.

Maybe we should put her back... like Indigenous Australia lived 250 years ago back in the deserts.

Of course, you and me both.

But yeah, you're not allowed to encourage children to take up causes that don't concern them.

How come she gets away? Yeah, well, I don't know whether you're not allowed to do that, but, you know, you're sending kids down this brainwashed path of left-wing politics where anything that built up the globe or built up first world countries is evil, you see.

As powerful as God is, there are still people making a mess of their lives and destinies.

As powerful as God is, there are nations called First World and Third World nations.

The Bible says, "I set before you life and death.

I set before you blessing and cursing." Hallelujah.

Um, but so, but the- these are, these are white people.

This is a, a First World society.

I guess maybe after the, um, um, the debt and the austerity programs, maybe not anymore.

But I think it was the case back then.

They're well aware that their militias are gonna take over and annihilate whole areas.

That's the, you know, that, that was the point, to render these countries impoverished and uncertain, because prior to that, they were doing very well.

Syria, Libya, on the, o- on the verge of becoming first world countries at the time the wars broke out.

Iran has been a first world country for a long time.

So the whole three worlds concept is directly related to the Cold War.

First world, the United States, Western Europe.

The second world, Soviet Union and its satellites.

In the early days after World War II, and remember, World War II did not end European colonialism.

Also wanna talk about the BB Blockbuster tonight, little backstory with their special guest Taylor Frankie Paul another trailer or a clip from season five of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives dropped yesterday and they gave away The Bachelorette ending [laughs].

Okay, not that you haven't known this for five months but they officially gave it away and they're going to give it away once season five of secret lives airs next week And then I've got a first world problem thing to talk about and it's more along the lines...

Has-- doesn't have to do with me but somebody that we know in Bachelor Nation posted something on their Instagram yesterday so I want to relate it to what I would do in this situation.

And we'll get to that right now.

And that flight announced that they don't have Wi-Fi.

And then he said, "I forgot to charge my headphones." Six-hour flight, no Wi-Fi, and no headphones.

So I was like Like I said This is First World problems Because for the longest time Planes didn't have wi fi And obviously We've had headphones For the longest time But So I was thinking To myself My gosh If I had to do A cross country Flight with No wi fi And no Headphones What would I do It's kind Of a tough Hypothetical For me Because I always Have My backpack With Me When I travel And it Always comes On The plane It's my Carry -on And In my Backpack I have Literally Four Or five Different Chargers You Know The C You Know The C Port The B port All that Stuff And I'm So I Would Never Not Be Without A place To Charge My Headphones And Or Well My AirPods Or My Phone But When I Saw That By Jordan And I Saw That He Posted That I Was Like Oh My Gosh I Don't Know What I Would Do I Don't Know If I Would Honestly Get Off The Plane And Get On Another Plane And Be Like I'll Take Another Flight I Need A Flight With WiFi Like If It Didn't Have Wifi But I Could At Least Get My Airpods To Work Okay Fine It Would Still Suck Music Can Only Last Me So Long But I've Gotten A Little Bit Better In My Recent Travel To Download Episodes Of Television Shows Cause If You Try And Download It Once You're On The Plane Well If You've Got No wifi It Will Take Forever So I'Ve Tried To Download Episodes Of Shows That Are Like My Backup Plan Because I Usually Don'T Watch Too Many Shows On The Airplane I usually listen to music and or just scroll the internet social media all that stuff so yeah first world problems but yeah i i don't know what i would do especially i mean it would really suck on a cross-country fight you know living in dallas i can't remember the last time i took a cross-country fight it's been over 20 years so that's the good part of living in dallas you're kind of right in the middle of the country i never have more than a three and a half hour flight really anywhere i go whatever what direction but my gosh if i had a six hour flight and it didn't have wi-fi and for whatever reason every single charger that i have in my backpack i happened to i don't know it fell out of my bag and i didn't even know it or or whatever and i had no way to put in headphones oh my gosh i would go stir crazy on a plane what would i do stare straight ahead would i try and raw dog a six six hour flight almost feel like that's what i have to do because i can't do anything i don't have any books on me so i can't read any books i mean i have to pull something out of my back but i don't know but i'm just saying if i didn't come prepared and i just assumed the flat i was going on had wi-fi and i assumed my headphones were charged and then i get there and i realize there is no wi-fi on this flight and i have no power in my headphones my air pods i don't know what i would do clueless i i would i would freak out i probably would i probably have a mini panic attack Anyway, that's my first world problem for the day.

I hope Jordan made it.