First dance

I'd have to get it lasered off.

Instead I've got lyrics to my first dance with my first wife.

It's all gone horribly wrong on my body.

Do you know when we get what we're going to do for these podcasts? I got it horribly wrong and I wrote down my three favourite films.

song

and we found a stripped back version of it that no one else will know but we know.

We don't know if she was walking down the aisle or if there was a song for First Dance.

Yeah, we don't have that because...

Um, okay.

First dance?

First dance.

What would our first ...

Pick a song.

Elsa is half Greek and she got married in Greece last year to a Cornish Okonomiyaki chef called Luke.

and yes i was the celebrant but that doesn't matter what matters is that every single aspect of their wedding ballooned with joy including their seismic sitting duck of a first dance to lay all your love on me sharing our ouzo-spattered devotion under a Mediterranean moon.

It was Elsa who organised the first ABBA voyage trip for me and my family two months later.

She is the invincible architect of my ABBA mania and so many other wonderful manias besides.

Our friend Dee loved Luke and Elsa's wedding so much that she had ABBA as her first dance at her wedding, the wedding I'm talking about now, the first dance that happened about twelve hours ago.' It all started with Elsa setting up a WhatsApp group called The Wedding Jollies for a pre-game at a pub.

Half an hour in the late September lunchtime sunshine.

Photos in the street.

I need to text my dad about how beautifully the gay men's choir sung Bridge Over Troubled Water in the church.