Ferret

FALCON, a persistent enemy.

FERRET, active enemies.

FISH, good news from abroad.

If surrounded by dots, emigration.

We've seen Nikolai the Firefly put on a spectacular light show with the fireflies of the forest, earning him the Best in Glow medal.

Then, Francois the Ferret, lover of classics, recited a Shakespearean monologue.

To be or not to be? Absolutely fabulous.

His performance earned him the All the World's a Stage Medal.

Mm-hmm.

As we covered on the show before, the Army of the Republic of Vietnam, or Arvin and the Ferrets as we've established, was quickly losing the war to the forces of the Viet Cong and the People's Army of Vietnam.

And because we're here, we should point out, because this little detail seems to get lost whenever anybody talks about the history of the Vietnam War, the People's Army of Vietnam, the Northern Forces, the conventional forces of North Vietnam.

were not a group of rice farmers wearing sandals and carrying daddy's rifle.

Yeah, that's a trip of a series, and it's really fun.

I'm not going to get too into these two, but I do have to mention the fact that for the past several years, Professor Allen and I have been trolling one another by sending Badger and Ferret comics back and forth.

Ha ha ha!

he sent me that ferret one and this is a 90s gimmick where it was like a cut out of his face um i and i had a few badger issues here and there that i picked up out of quarter bins and like i think one time he and i were talking about when you go to quarter bin sales and he's like ferret ferret ferret badger badger badger badger and then and then the obligatory uh turok dinosaur hunter number

I mean, any, any-

Ferret's a long rat, innit?

I mean, even, even-

Yeah, I, I guess

Like moths, involved, wide-eyed, pressed forward.

Hurones, punctuous face, judged with stern grace, form conclusions.

Motorbike hums into the unknown as it sways towards the caresses of women, unbeknownst, a yearning stirred.

Embers of

We'll do another two tunes for you.

The first one's called Andy Rennick's Ferret.

They

actually

Um.

Monster drop is Ferret.

I, I know this is controversial and a lot of people are talking about Jalen Brown as a fifth or sixth round player.

I, I, I'm not.

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... and Fumpf the Ferret.

Which is a new one on...

Again, I know a lot of shite which is of no use to anyone whatsoever, but I, and in fact, we, in Panto Explained we did do Bob Carolgees a few months ago-

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... and Fumpf the Ferret did not come up-

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