Fayette County

Is she from the fine city of Bloomington?

Uh, Fayette County.

I don't know.

You can look that up-

Fayette.

Ooh, geez.

What's in Fayette County?

She, uh...

And with that in mind, I want to introduce somebody named Jamie West.

Jamie West is running for the county council in Fayette County.

Fayette County, which is just east of Indianapolis.

In fact, if there's a triangle between Indianapolis, Dayton, Ohio, and Cincinnati, Ohio, Fayette County is roughly in the middle of that triangle.

And she did an interview, and we can focus on...

Her slurred speech and whether or not maybe she had stayed a little too long at a pre-interview happy hour.

It's a long clip, but I want you to stick through what she says her one priority would be.

Let's go ahead and play the first cut, the longer cut.

Yeah.

Fayetteville Count- Fayetteville County Council District 4, Indiana.

And I believe other people were supposed to be on this debate stage as well.

Mm-hmm.

And that's what I have to say about that.

Okay.

And our last question of the night is, if elected, what is one decision that you expect to make that may be unpopular with some voters, but you believe ultimately would be in the best interest of Fayette County?

Huh.

And if you drink the right amount, the slowest and the weakest brain cells will die, providing more room for the stronger brain cells.

Well, Jamie, you mentioned SEA-1 and the... how it is affecting Fayette County.

So let me ask you our first question, which is, would you recommend a local income tax increase to cover funding loss from SEA

1? Didn't they already do that, though? Didn't they already raise their income taxes? Because a lot of counties did, and I thought Fayette County did.

They didn't do...

Full 3% because Union County didn't do, they want the 2.67%.

If you are lost on the other 45 seconds of that train of thought, I want to assure you, you are not alone.

Now, What does Jaime West think about roads and infrastructure? Because clearly a woman in this state of mind belongs on the road.

She is blowing up the Internet on every single screen in America right now.

She's running for council in Fayette or Fayette.

I could be saying that wrong.

Indiana.

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down below okay next okay this is the video that is absolutely breaking the internet this is not a skit this is not ai because when you watch it you're just going to be completely dumbfounded like i was This is real, folks.

This is Jamie West, a Democrat running for Fayette County Council in Indiana, where she gives an interview and appears to maybe there's a lot of conjecture and speculation that she could be drunk as a skunk, a la Kamala, the Ugandan fake borders are because she's mumbling and ranting.

I'm done talking about it.

The city council part, I, I...

That, that's easy to screw up, but it's Fayette County, Indiana.

Oh.

So that's what led you to think it was Fayetteville, Arkansas.

Indiana.

Fayette County, Indiana.

My head hurt after I listened to this.

Well, because it didn't seem real.