Fat Bottomed Girls

Oh, you gonna let it all hang out.

Fat bottomed girls, you make the rocking world go round.

[rock music] Hey.

I was just a skinny lad.

Oh, down beside your red firelight.

Oh, and you give it all you got.

Fat bottomed girls, you make the rocking world go round.

Fat bottomed girls, you make the rocking world go round.

Jump, that was an ensemble effort.

Like, how am I supposed to say Fat Bottomed Girls is gonna get you up there? I just thought about Loser Like Me and I, I can't do this, guys.

Like, I keep thinking about songs.

Like, they're all hitting me really fast.

They even met once in a Greek club, you know, that's what they said.

After that, uh, Bicycle Race comes along, this time with the bicycle girls who usually would appear on Fat Bottomed Girls riding around.

Riding through.

Riding around.

We can debate, you know.

What makes the world go around, money or love? Now, uh, then we have "Fat Bottomed Girls," Freddie Mercury and Queen.

Now, f- he says, "Fat bottomed girls." Las chicas de trasero gordo, Ethan.

"Fat g- fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go round." So Freddie Mercury has his own opinion too about what makes the world go around.

Yeah.

Hey, can you put that one on, "Fat Bottomed Girls"? Hmm? By, with, by Queen.

And maybe we can listen to the first sil- the first, uh, stanza.

All right.

Bad bottom boys, you make the rocking world...

No? I'll bring up the song Fat Bottomed Girls to people, and they have no idea what the fuck I'm talking about.

Anyways, how you doing? Welcome to the show if you're new.

Welcome back if you're not.

Um, and yeah, I was actually waiting for my friend Cam to pick me up.

We were gonna go do a set at a house party.

We got booked for some, like, fundraiser house party, and we went and just, I went and performed, like, three songs.

And while I'm waiting in, like, the big pickup, it's like a, like a big festival pickup area, um, [smacks lips] this other person who, um, you know, we had, like, kind of flirted back and forth, and they were, they were one of the people who took me out on a date when we got back-

Oh, you come and let it all hang out.

Fat bottomed girls.

You make the rocking world go round.

Am I more than you bargained for yet? I've been dying to tell you anything you want to hear.