Fark

You can just, you can read those on the air.

So Drew from Fark texts me.

Uh, okay, "In studio tomorrow?"

No, no, under that.

I'd seen them before, but you know.

I only knew about this news because Fark was making fun of this person, but I did not know who they were.

Right.

So the, if you haven't read the normal people news, there's this famous person named Kelly Clarkson, and basically all I know about her is that she was on American Idol.

And once people started digging into that name, they found something a little more interesting.

Years before Reddit, there had been a user on a website called Fark using the name Angel Two Six.

That's when you fart and shit at the same time.

[laughs] Oh, I just fark-

Or I'll just be like, "Clown noises, clown noises, clown noises."

[laughs]

Uh, and the, the Angel Two Six [laughs] account, that dated all the way back to 2001, and Fark was a website much like Reddit.

People would post pictures, links, and then everyone would just pile on the comments below the, um, the content.

I-

It's more like FARK or-

Yeah

... um, is, is Woo- was WOOT one? Was WOOT a website?

And then what did you think-

It's like-

... you say, FARK?

Yeah, FARK.

First, being a pronunciation snob, there's no such thing as a caramel apple, but there is a caramel apple.

Yeah, I know it's a losing battle similar to Spanish Fark or a big cottonwood crick.

Second- I have shunned away from any news mentioning Trump.

Listening to news about him just gets me so angry, and I wanna keep my sanity.

But the real mystery began when investigators discovered the user26, who had announced Milo's death, had connections that went far beyond Reddit.

On Fark, researchers found a user named AngelTwoSix who'd been active since 2001.

His profile contained a bio that made investigators' blood run cold.

"Dispensing Lake City quiet pills to lousy bastards in need of permanent rest since 1968." AngelTwoSix had been posting disturbing content for years.