Fancy Feast

Perfect is going to be in a cat food commercial.

I'm picturing those Fancy Feast commercials from the 90s and early 2000s.

They had that beautiful white cat.

And honestly, when they were describing this cat perfect with the jeweled collar, that is the image I had in my head.

And I thought, "If you were on Amazon, and I could get you Prime, I would be there." And we're not talking about Oscar de la Renta, but it's just a brand that I felt like they could be on Amazon, and they're not.

And I'm sure they're not because they don't wanna be next to Fancy Feast right in the cart.

But I think that it's such a miss.

We wanna live our lives for the way we live our lives.

I mean, who's...

I'm not going to be eating fucking Purino and Fancy Feast is right over there.

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