Exit to Eden

... "Yeah, they, they're perpetually hard ever since I got them pierced."

Have you seen the film Exit to Eden?

No.

I feel like he did like a little cinnamon and sugar on her nipples, and I feel like they were probably th- like three inches out when they were hard.

Mm-hmm

... one of my favorites is a movie called Exit to Eden.

I remember that.

Yeah, it was a book, like a really sexy book, that they were adapting-

Yes.

All the casting agents were like, "This is Sharon Stone.

We're getting Sharon Stone to do Exit to Eden, right? It'll be really hot." Couldn't get Sharon Stone.

Who do they get for the main part? Rosie O'Donnell.

It could be another Anne Rice movie.

I guess that would be Exit to Eden.

It could be.

I'm trying to think it came out the same year.

I think you're

thinking of Exit to Eden.

Am I insane or is this some of the worst acting I have ever seen in my life? I think you just hate women.

I, yes, but that doesn't, we already started this episode.

I have never been so embarrassed in my entire life.

Forgetting that Exit to Eden came out the same year, and you're only a year removed from another stakeout.

There it comes.

I'd give all the sins back if this scene went full Jurassic World on these kids instead of whatever [beep] joke it plans on ending on.

I'm probably gonna have some shit that's exaggerated.

Well, plus there's also the joke that's funny because it's true from – it's actually an old movie with Rosie O'Donnell called Exit to Eden.

They made a comedy out of an Anne Rice porn story.

Okay.

I'd like to hear from some people who remember Dana Delany on Magnum, P.I. and, and wanted Magnum to be with her.

I like China Beach Dana Delany with the short hair, or Dana Delany, the dominatrix from Exit to Eden.

I have never seen that movie.

Nah, it's a really crappy movie.

Listen, buddy, if you're looking for the diet frozen yogurt bar, it went out of business last summer.

Oh, Mr. Daly.

Exit to Eden.

Nah, that'd be too easy.